The University of Rhode Island is selling $7 tickets to an on-campus event on April 12 called “An Evening With ‘Gronk'”. Whatever Rob Gronkowski intends to do with his time regaling students is at this point unclear, though if the off-season high jinx that Busted Coverage has spent the last month and a half breathlessly detailing, the wearing of Zubaz, the crushing of beers, the double-teaming of chicks and the use of a beer scooter as a crutch should be prominent themes of the evening.
– A critical Favre documentary titled “Last Day at Lambeau” is set to debut at the Wisconsin Film Festival in April. With a little luck, it will one day join the dozen of others docs I’ll never get to on my Netflix streaming queue.
– Sean Payton has asked Bill Parcells to coach the Saints for a year while Payton serves his suspension for making lies at Roger Goodell. The number of prison taunts that Parcells has already come up with with Mark Ingram is already reportedly in the dozens.
– Buzzfeed Sports put together a supercut of all the times Tim Tebow said “excited” during his introductory press conference with the Jets today. It marks the most Buzzfeed thing since their post about 25 Twitter users who had never heard of Tim Tebow.
– In addition to losing out on the trade for the second pick, the Browns were also outbid by the Redskins for Pierre Garcon and Josh Morgan. It’s okay, Browns, when you’re trying to make the same off-season moves as Washington, you’re better off letting them have what they want anyway.