Let us be lovers we’ll marry our fortunes together

02.16.07 11 years ago 13 Comments

The season may be over but for one of the First Ladies of Football things are just getting started. Michae’ Holloman (no relation) isn’t just a sexy cheerleader, she’s also a fucking beauty queen.

The rose goes in the front, big guy.

After winning the title of Miss Maryland (Ft. Washington represent) 2007 Michae’ is preparing to move on to the Miss USA pagaent in March. This is not to be confused with the Miss America pagaent; these ladies forgo the “talent” competition in order to focus their full attention on the tits and ass. Come on Miss America, get with the times. Rocking that body should be worth more than all the juggling and crappy warbling in the world. If these ladies had real talent do you think they’d waste their time with this low-rent shit? Hell no, they’d be too busy giving Simon blowjobs during the commercial breaks on American Idol. Donald Trump know’s what’s up…

If she wins I might have to reevaluate my Black Draft selections–don’t worry Halle, on the national stage she’s still just another busted Marylander (no offense to every girl I grew up with–actually fuck that, offense intended! Bitches…).

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