Prognosticating With Plaxico

01.29.08 10 years ago 50 Comments

Easily the worst part of the Super Bowl is the ceaseless stream of predictions that flood the airwaves and clog the intertubes. Everybody has an opinion this time of year, whether they are a professed expert or some guy in your office who’s breadth of knowledge comes from what they heard on the easy listening station. Nobody really cares about these predictions, but we recognize everyone’s right to offer up an entirely subjective final score. Well now the players themselves are joining in on the fun.

And then, as he entered the stadium and turned left toward the Giants locker room, Burress was asked for his prediction. Burress never hesitated, flatly stating “23-17.”

So there you have it, Giants win!

With that issue settled we sat down with Plaxico to hear some of his other insightful predictions. We’ll let him tell you what he thinks…

I like Dukakis by ten electoral votes.

The Grenadines will hold their ground.

Disco is here to stay!

There’s an Oscar in Tom Green’s future.

Roe v. Wade? It’s Wade all day, baby!

We’ll be in and out of Baghdad in no time.

TBL will earn a Pulitzer for his interviewing skills.

Asbestos is the building block of our future.

Hitch your wagon to Marcy Playground’s rising star!

People will be talking about Brad Renfro’s death for years to come.

Google’s stock isn’t going anywhere.

NWA will be together forever.

Can’t go wrong with sub-prime mortgages.

Newspapers are a never-ending growth industry.

Bhutto wins in a landslide.

Fred Thompson has that Republican nomination locked up.

Prop Joe will bring order to the drug trade, you’ll see.

You’ll never hear a word about Leitch’s book.

Reggie Nelson will be impressed by this post.

The Maj’s television debut will go off without a hitch.

Jerramy Stevens really just needs another chance.

George Foreman will get his belt back.

Dan Snyder will figure it all out.

Drew will be very agreeable about Super Bowl party plans.

Did you see Britney shaved her head? She really can’t sink any lower, huh?

That Amy Winehouse is gonna pull it together one day.

The Great Bambi won’t comment on this thread.

Also, Patriots 31-21, just to be safe.

Thanks Plax!

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