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#The Daily Show

Kristen Schaal Spoke Directly To Jon Stewart’s Testicles Last Night Because He’s Been Holding Them Hostage


"Poor caged balls. Your ancestors used to roam free. The wind blowing through your soft fuzzy hair..."

#Golden Globes

Matthew McConaughey Channeled A Civil War Colonel When Presenting At The Golden Globes

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Matthew McCounaughey's beard and haggard look were just the start for being in character tonight.

#Golden Globes

The 2015 Golden Globes Live Discussion

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Let's discuss what they get right, what they get wrong, and all the funny jokes Tina Fey and Amy Poehler make.

#Matthew McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey Wants You To Know ‘It’s Not About Hugging Trees’ In His New Lincoln Hybrid Commercial

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Two new advertisements showcasing a bearded MM getting in touch with the world via his Lincoln.

#Nick Offerman

This Is What It Looks Like When Nick Offerman RSVPs To Your Wedding

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And now we all know real-life Nick Offerman's favorite song.

#Fascinating Facts

Everything You Might Not Know About ‘A Christmas Story’

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Everything you didn't know about your favorite basic cable holiday tradition.

chairs are hard

Elton John Fell Out Of His Chair At A Tennis Match And The Vine Is Hypnotic

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All indications are he's fine so don't feel bad for watching over and over. It's hypnotic.

#Viral Videos

If Wes Anderson Directed ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’

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"A Magnificent Spectacle and Things of That Nature"

#Star Wars

Stephen Colbert Schooled All The Amateur ‘Star Wars’ Fans On Why The New Lightsaber Is Awesome

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Stephen Colbert awesomely explains how lightsaber plasma beams work to all the "stuck up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf-herders" on Twitter.

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