WAGS

ANDY RODDICK JUST CRUSHED YOUR DREAMS

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<a href="http://moondogsports.com/2009/04/14/andy-roddick-to-wed-brooklyn-decker/?pid=8823">Moon Dog Sports</a> is reporting that Brooklyn Decker is going to marry her longtime boyfriend, over-marketed tennis scum Andy Roddick (as if we <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2008/08/well-theres-always-divorce">didn't already know</a>).

TENNIS

ANDY RODDICK IS DOING WELL FOR HIMSELF

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Andy Roddick is a much nicer human being than I am.

TENNIS

NOVAK DJOKOVIC IS A DAINTY LITTLE FLOWER

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The men's tennis world has finally been united under a common belief: Novak Djokovic is a gaping vagina.

WAGS

WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS DIVORCE

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It was bad enough when Andy Roddick and swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=5395" target="_blank">got engaged</a>, but it appears that the young lovebirds are actually going to go through with it.

WAGS

A-ROD KEEPS IT LOW-KEY

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With millions of dollars at stake in his upcoming divorce, Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez is keeping a low profile with his romantic life.

NEWCASTLE UNITED

TRADE DEADLINE MADNESS! ALL MUST GO!

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NL - The pivotal four-game NL Central showdown in Miller Park has been thus far been a one-sided affair, with the <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=280730108&action=playvideo&hcmp=motion" target="_blank">Cubs taking the first three from the Brewers</a>.

MLB

JASON GIAMBI WANTS TO MAKE THIS CLEAR

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Thanks to a shift that placed Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts well out of the infield, Jason Giambi grounded out to right field last night.

MLB

WHAT A BUNCH OF COCKHOGS

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Any fan who's ever made the journey to Yankee Stadium knows one inalienable truth: the entire Yankees organization is annoying, loathsome, and beyond doing anything that involves treating fans as free human beings.

MLB

ALEX RODRIGUEZ IS JUST A REGULAR GUY

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Hey everybody, be nice to Alex Rodriguez.

MLB

JASON GIAMBI IS THIRSTY

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Yankees slugger Jason Giambi is <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/17/giambi-does-know-jack-after-all/" target="_blank">having a good time in Las Vegas</a>, where he's finding new and inventive ways around the city's massive cup and glass shortage.

ANDY RODDICK

YANKEE STADIUM REEKS OF HISTORY

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As there was last night, a great amount of undue praise will be heaped upon Yankee Stadium during tonight's All-Star Game.

REGGIE JACKSON

REGGIE JACKSON PULLS A JESSE JACKSON

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Reggie Jackson might have picked up on the fact that New York City has a fairly sizable Jewish population during his many years as a Yankee.

TORONTO BLUE JAYS

OOOOHHH BURN

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Canadian fans mercilessly went after Alex Rodriguez this weekend, flashing pictures of Madonna to distract him.

MLB

STRIPPERS GET IN LINE TO DISH ON A-ROD

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As the story of Alex Rodriguez's impending divorce gains steam, the Boston Herald's write-up of a stripper tattling about her supposed affair with A-Rod is a completely dubious story, but compelling nonetheless.

Wimbledon

WEEKEND PICKS: PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM

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What to watch for in this weekend's biggest matchups.

TAMPA BAY RAYS

RAYS DO GOOD!

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AL - When the Rays inevitably collapse into a cloud of Florida tackiness and Ybor City binges, they can point to this moment as the clear high water mark of their season, having completed the season's second sweep of the Red Sox last night in the Trop.

ouch my groin

TODAY IN SHATTERED TESTICLE NEWS…

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Here's video (courtesy of <a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/2008/07/jose-molina-takes-one-for-team.html" target="_blank">AA</a>) of one of the catching Molina brothers getting a Mariano Rivera fastball directly to the groin.

WAGS

A-ROD + MADONNA RUMORS SWIRL, ANNOY

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I really, really wanted to ignore this, but </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

MLB

SUMMIT OF THE DOUCHES HAS EPIC TUSSLE

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<a href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=5354" target="_blank">Busted Coverage</a> has video of what must be the quintessential Yankees-Red Sox fan shouting match: it features a Yankees fan repeatedly misidentifying 2003 ALCS hero Aaron Boone as Bret Boone, a Red Sox fan making light of 9/11 and a douchette calling her dad mid-argument to fill him in on the drunken proceedings.


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