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TONY PARKER ISN’T EVEN A MAN ANY MORE

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You may remember that a month ago Tony Parker had to back out of a charity basketball game with Dikembe Mutombo that would have supported a hospital in the Congo, leading to the game's cancellation and, I can only assume, the continuing suffering of the African people.

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EVA LONGORIA IS THE BRIDE FROM HELL

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Oh my God, shocking news: Tony Parker's fiancée Eva Longoria is a huge pain in the ass and people hate her: [Longoria] keeps changing her mind about details for her big day, infuriating organisers.

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TONY PARKER CHOSE THIS FATE

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Tony Parker, the Spurs' handsome, rich, talented young point guard (he turns 25 next week) from France, is well-known not just for his speedy drives, tear-drop runners, and excessive flopping and crying, but for his engagement to sexy television star Eva Longoria (pictured), who is more than seven years his senior.

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STEVE NASH BLEEDS REAL BLOOD

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The San Antonio Spurs bested the Phoenix Suns today 111-106 to win Game 1 of their Western Conference Semifinal series and steal home court advantage.

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EVA LONGORIA WENT TO SOME SPORTS THING

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It's a scientific fact that Eva Longoria is a midget who looks like a dessicated corpse when she goes outside without makeup.

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TONY PARKER EMASCULATED IN MIAMI

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Dwyane Wade rejected Tony Parker on consecutive possessions in the fourth quarter during today's Heat vs. Spurs game.

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TONY PARKER CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER

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Eva Longoria has denied her fiance, Spurs guard/French genius Tony Parker, a bachelor party.


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