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TONY PARKER ISN’T EVEN A MAN ANY MORE

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You may remember that a month ago Tony Parker had to <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/4742249.html" target="_blank">back out of a charity basketball game</a> with Dikembe Mutombo that would have supported a hospital in the Congo, leading to the game's cancellation and, I can only assume, the continuing suffering of the African people.

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EVA LONGORIA IS THE BRIDE FROM HELL

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Oh my God, shocking news: Tony Parker's fiancée Eva Longoria is <a href="http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1306090.php/Eva_Longorias_wedding_desperation" target="_blank">a huge pain in the ass</a> and people hate her: [Longoria] keeps changing her mind about details for her big day, infuriating organisers.

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TONY PARKER CHOSE THIS FATE

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Tony Parker, the Spurs' handsome, rich, talented young point guard (he turns 25 next week) from France, is well-known not just for his speedy drives, tear-drop runners, and excessive flopping and crying, but for his engagement to sexy television star Eva Longoria (pictured), who is more than seven years his senior.

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STEVE NASH BLEEDS REAL BLOOD

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The San Antonio Spurs bested the <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/recap;_ylt=Ah73DUZ5QZu2dchqsL2FTVW8vLYF?gid=2007050621" title="Yahoo " target="_blank">Phoenix Suns today 111-106</a> to win Game 1 of their Western Conference Semifinal series and steal home court advantage.

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EVA LONGORIA WENT TO SOME SPORTS THING

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It's a scientific fact that Eva Longoria is a midget who looks like a dessicated corpse when she goes outside <a href="http://www.tmz.com/photos/eva-longoria-without-makeup/16367/" target="_blank">without makeup</a>.

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TONY PARKER EMASCULATED IN MIAMI

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Dwyane Wade rejected Tony Parker on consecutive possessions in the fourth quarter during today's <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=270211014" title="Heat vs. Spurs" target="_blank">Heat vs. Spurs</a> game.

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TONY PARKER CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER

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Eva Longoria has denied her fiance, Spurs guard/French genius Tony Parker, a bachelor party.

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PARKER AND LONGORIA: EVERLASTING LOVE

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As <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=1419" target="_blank">The Big Lead</a> noticed today, Tony Parker <a href="http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1564335,00.html" target="_blank">got engaged to Eva Longoria</a>.


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