SEXY SCANDALS

GYMNASTICS COACH OF THE YEAR!

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New Palestine High School in Indiana is looking for a new gymnastics coach.

RUNNING

NO F–KING THANK YOU

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Pictured here is the Sahara Desert.

#NFL

THE CHARGERS HATE THEIR FANS

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The San Diego Chargers have filled their coaching vacancy by hiring Norv Turner, a move that send a clear message to San Diego fans, and that message is fuck you.

SWIMMING

DERANGED SLOVENIAN STILL SWIMMING

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Our esteemed Chief introduced us to Martin Strel over two weeks ago, and, as the lowly assistant editor, I was assigned to keep track of this athlete's whackjob's progress.

#NFL

BEARS FANS ARE DUMB

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Wow, some die-hard Bears fan made the dumbest bet in the history of Western Civilization: Scott Wiese swore he would legally change his name to Peyton Manning if the Colts won the Super Bowl.

NASCAR

NASCAR WILL TEACH OUR NATION’S YOUTH

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Here's a terrifying story that will chill you to the bone: Teachers across North Carolina are betting that NASCAR-related lesson plans will snag the attention of students otherwise not interested in learning.

SWIMMING

NO F–KING THANK YOU

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A Slovenian man named Martin Strel is planning an epic journey during which he'll swim the length of the Amazon River in the name of.

#NBA

TONY PARKER CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER

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Eva Longoria has denied her fiance, Spurs guard/French genius Tony Parker, a bachelor party.

TATTOOS

HERE’S A POST NOT ABOUT CHEERLEADERS

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From time to time I like to take a closer look at fans who make the most permanent signs of devotion: the sports tattoo.

#NFL

OH NO THEY DIDN’T

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Say hello to Sports Illustrated's most recent cover model.

SOCCER

IT’S HARD OUT THERE FOR A BULGARIAN

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Up-and-coming Bulgarian soccer star Ivelin Popov has been ordered by his club, Livex Lotech, to get married in the next year in order to curb his wild lifestyle.

#NFL

Heath Shuler is Bad at Everything

Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti.


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