RUNNING

NO F–KING THANK YOU

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Pictured here is the Sahara Desert.

NORV TURNER

THE CHARGERS HATE THEIR FANS

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The San Diego Chargers have filled their coaching vacancy by <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2771126" target="_blank">hiring Norv Turner</a>, a move that send a clear message to San Diego fans, and that message is fuck you.

SWIMMING

DERANGED SLOVENIAN STILL SWIMMING

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Our esteemed <a href="../post.phtml?pk=1965" title="Martin Strel" target="_blank">Chief</a> introduced us to Martin Strel over two weeks ago, and, as the lowly assistant editor, I was assigned to keep track of this athlete's whackjob's <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070209/ts_nm/peru_swimmer_dc" title="Martin Strel" target="_blank">progress</a>.

NFL

BEARS FANS ARE DUMB

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Wow, some die-hard Bears fan made the dumbest bet in the history of Western Civilization: Scott Wiese swore he would legally change his name to Peyton Manning if the Colts won the Super Bowl.

NASCAR

NASCAR WILL TEACH OUR NATION’S YOUTH

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<a href="http://www.charlotte.com/mld/charlotte/news/breaking_news/16569940.htm" target="_blank">Here's</a> a terrifying story that will chill you to the bone: Teachers across North Carolina are betting that NASCAR-related lesson plans will snag the attention of students otherwise not interested in learning.

SWIMMING

NO F–KING THANK YOU

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A Slovenian man named Martin Strel is planning an epic journey during which he'll <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070119/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_swimmer_amazon" target="_blank">swim the length of the Amazon River</a> in the name of.

NBA

TONY PARKER CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER

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Eva Longoria has denied her fiance, Spurs guard/French genius Tony Parker, a bachelor party.

TATTOOS

HERE’S A POST NOT ABOUT CHEERLEADERS

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From time to time I like to take a closer look at fans who make the most permanent signs of devotion: the sports tattoo.

TAMPA BAY RAYS

OH NO THEY DIDN’T

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Say hello to Sports Illustrated's most recent cover model.

SOCCER

IT’S HARD OUT THERE FOR A BULGARIAN

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Up-and-coming Bulgarian soccer star Ivelin Popov has been <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061028/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_soccer_bulgaria" target="_blank">ordered by his club, Livex Lotech, to get married</a> in the next year in order to curb his wild lifestyle.

NFL

Heath Shuler is Bad at Everything

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Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti.


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