I FUCKING HATE MARCHING BANDS

FOX SUCKS AT EVERYTHING

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I thought I was losing my mind the other night when I watched the Fiesta Bowl.

VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES

VIRGINIA TECH AVOIDS MASSACRE

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Kansas opened up its playbook on offense and took advantage of three costly Virginia Tech turnovers to <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=280030259" target="_blank">defeat the favored Hokies 24-21</a> in the Orange Bowl.

WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS

WEST VIRGINIA OWNED OKLAHOMA

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I have to credit <a href="http://awfulannouncing.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Awful Announcing</a> for his stellar work -- Matt Vasgersian had two terrific moments during last night's Fiesta Bowl, and within minutes both YouTubes had made their way onto AA's blog.

BRIAN URLACHER

BOWL ROUND-UP: NEW YEAR’S EDITION

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Hawaii, Illinois penciled in for next year's Self-Esteem Bowl" title="Hawaii, Illinois penciled in for next year's Self-Esteem Bowl" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />Outback Bowl: <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?gameId=280010275" class="sl">No. 16 Tennessee 21 (10-4) , No. 18 Wisconsin 17 (9-4)</a> -- The Outback Bowl: it's Australian for "bored.

TEXAS LONGHORNS

THIS DIDN’T MATTER

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Here's Texas coach Mack Brown's retarded stepson trying to blow last night's Holiday Bowl for the Longhorns.

CARL

CARL’S BOWL LOCKS OF THE CENTURY

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div#main{overflow:visible;}<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html" style="display: block">I've been posting these Carl videos ever since he started doing a weekly pissed-off rant about sports, and this is by far my favorite one yet.  Perhaps it's because Carl has softened his tone for the holidays, perhaps it's because his college bowl picks seem so insightful... but probably it's because the video includes this sentence: "I then pelted her with ice and loose change."  That goes a long way in my book.[<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39216fc25de0116fe19025a0005" target="_blank">adult swim</a>] .

LSU TIGERS

LSU FANS JUST AS INSANE AS OHIO STATE FANS

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A judge in Louisiana has <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071222/ap_on_fe_st/odd_lsu_trial_date" target="_blank">postponed a trial</a> because it conflicts with the BCS National Championship Game between LSU and Ohio State.

BRIAN URLACHER

BOWL ROUND-UP: WHAT’S THE POINT?

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Have you been taking the time to watch all the lesser bowls being played over the holiday break.

UTAH UTES

POINSETTIA BOWL SCANDAL!

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The Mid-American Conference officiating crew at Thursday night's Poinsettia Bowl between Utah and Navy <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls07/news/story?id=3165857&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines" title="ESPN" target="_blank">has admitted to making an error on a fourth-quarter play at the goal line</a>.

UTAH UTES

LOTS OF FOOTBALL TO WATCH TONIGHT

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Once again we've got another NFL game (Steelers-Rams) on Thursday night, and once again who gives a fuck.

LERYN FRANCO

IT STILL SUCKS TO BE FROM OHIO

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Man, people really like making Ohio State fans feel like shit about their heavily favored team getting blown out in the BCS title game.

LERYN FRANCO

NOW SEE, THAT’S JUST MEAN

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One of the cocksmen over at <a href="http://kissmesuzy.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Kissing Suzy Kolber</a> sent me this photo and titled it Halftime Show at the UF-OSU Game.

LERYN FRANCO

SUCKS TO BE OHIO STATE

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Maybe I wouldn't enjoy Ohio State's loss so much if their fans weren't so.

LERYN FRANCO

SWEATER VESTS ARE FOR FAIRIES ANYWAY

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Blah blah blah Florida <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?confId=&gameId=270080194" target="_blank">beat Ohio State 41-14</a> last night in the BCS Championship, dampening the <a href="http://64.111.216.59/post.phtml?pk=1669" target="_blank">wild Buckeye coke parties</a> somewhat, I imagine.

NOTRE DAME FIGHTING IRISH

BRADY QUINN THINKS WINNING IS GAY

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Brady Quinn, Jeff Samardijiah6yea, and the FUPAnator (pictured) weren't enough to break Notre Dame's bowl game losing streak (now at nine) last night, falling in the Nokia Enron Allstate Sugar Bowl to a <a href="http://scores.espn.go.com/ncf/recap?confId=&gameId=270030099" target="_blank">far superior LSU team 41-14</a>.

USC TROJANS

THE MYSTERY USC SONG GIRL IS MEGAN

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The whole sports blogosphere is going apeshit over the USC Song Girl who ever-so-briefly flashed a bit of be-wedgied ass during the Rose Bowl.

MICHIGAN WOLVERINES

ORANGE BOWL/TRAMPY HO UPDATE

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When selecting a college team to root for, it's important to take into account how debauched the undergraduate population is.

miracles

AND NOW, YOUR FIESTA BOWL HIGHLIGHTS

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I spent approximately 40% of my day on YouTube, searching "Boise State Fiesta" then hitting Refresh, waiting all damn day to get a good compilation of the FUCKING BANANAS series of hijinks that was Boise State-Oklahoma in last night's Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.


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