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Sean Payton’s Road To Redemption

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Sean Payton: It wasn't long ago, I was on top of the world.

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Drew Brees Is A Hack – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Ha ha, it's funny because hack is outmoded slang for a taxi driver.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

Honkkake – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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This has nothing to do with football, but everything to do with my humor sensibilities.

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The Jaguars Ruined Memes – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Jaguars fans had a kewt meme via fake Shahid Khan mustaches.

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Breesus Waits – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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- #WhileDrewBreesWaits, a hashtag playing on the ongoing Drew Brees contract stalemate, was recently trending on Twitter.

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Lookin’ Sharp, Breesus

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A Redskins Blog post about the 66 players being enrolled in this year's NFL MBA program at Harvard Business School (Peter King's buisness school March Madness pick, btw) featured a 2009 file photo of Drew Brees attending the program, which is noteworthy only because GAHHHHHHHH DREW BREES HAIR AFFAIR.

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How Screwed Are The Saints?

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The month of March has not been kind to the Who Datters.

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Mickey Loomis Wishes To Be Breesus’ Judas

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Saints general manager Mickey Loomis was with the Saints for a few years before the coming of Breesus, so he knows a little something about the dark ages in New Orleans.

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Drew Brees To Hold Single-Season Passing Record For At Least A Week

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Drew Brees tonight was the first of perhaps several QBs this season who will pass Dan Marino's single-season passing yardage record.

you poor Lions fans

Saints Scores And Suh Sideline Sulks – An Alliterative Lions/Saints SNF Blowout

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Now You Can Watch The Lions Get Stomped Metaphorically By all indications, this should be a repeat of last week's Superdome curbstomping that the Saints put on the Giants, only with a lighter shade of blue despair.

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Drew Brees Understands If You Want To Abruptly Retire. In Fact, He Wishes You Well In Your Golden Years

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Longtime Bears center Olin Kreutz played at a superior level for 13 years in Chicago.

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Possibly The Least Inspiring No. 1 Seed Ever

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Drew Brees HERPED and DERPED and nearly cost his team the game with Gunslinger-style behind-the-back shovel pass monkeyshines, but all was well because with Michael Turner being mostly useless all night, the Falcons offense couldn't get anything going.

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Uh Oh – An Actual Solid MNF Game. Someone’s Winning By 40

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So Many Dome Teams, So Few Implosions The Falcons have to lose out and the Saints have to win out for anyone other than Atlanta to win the NFC South.

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Black And Gold Versus Black And Actual Gold

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"In the water-logged corner, wearing the Fleur-de-lis trunks and the creepy birthmark, Breesus "El Saaaavior" Christ.

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KSK Meast And Least For Week 7

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Here is a funny thing that could inspire words of derision.

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The Saints Didn’t Win Big, But They Had The Best Line Calls

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Kill, we must, for the Breesus demands it of us.


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