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Tweet The Rich – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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I usually try to get a NFL-related visual element to top the Klearinghouse, but news just doesn't want to cooperate today.

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We Got A Future KSK Reader Here

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I can only hope the natural byproduct of all these "Call Me Maybe" parodies, remixes and whatnot is awesomely inappropriate reaction videos from the people who watched them.

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Brandon Jacobs Pays Back Little Giants Fan

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Sure, Jacobs did a good deed, but Goodell is still gonna fine him for flashing gang signs A few weeks back, we shared the story of the 6-year-old New York Giants fan who emptied his piggy bank of $3.

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Pa. School Board Member Wants To Ban HS Football

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Eli wanted to play squash anyway Even though this is taking place in an affluent white suburb of Philadelphia, hardly a hotbed of future football greats, that there is even discussion of banning football at the high school level will be seen as a TELLING STORY in the wider debate about the future of the sport.

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Way To Overpay For Brandon Jacobs, Kid

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A six-year-old Giants fan crushed by the departure of his favorite surly, occasionally motivated power back was told by his mother that Brandon Jacobs left to San Francisco because the Giants didn't have enough money to keep him.

Kardashians

Reality TV Is to Blame for America’s Terrible Baby Names

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The Social Security Administration released their list of the most popular baby names in 2011 yesterday, and if it’s any indication of American culture, which it is, it means that we love our Kardashians and reality TV shows.

LMFAO SOUNDS LIKE A SPACESHIP MALFUNCTIONING

No.

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[watches video] [does not believe eyes or ears] [watches it again] via @emmacargo.

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Will You Protect Your Kids From The Great Football Menace?

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You knew it wouldn't take long for some to use the apparent suicide of Junior Seau as a springboard to discuss Quasi-Weighty-Esque Issues.

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Kids? Old People? The Disabled? Shawne Merriman Beats Them Too

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When it comes to competition I have no regard to children,elderly, physically or Mentally challenged I'm sorry I just like to win lol— Shawne Merriman (@shawnemerriman) April 6, 2012 Just in case the weaker segments of society thought they would get clemency from Shawne Merriman, he's putting them on notice.

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Kids Do The Darndest Speed Drills

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I'm not a super breeder like Drew or flubby, so I wouldn't know for sure, but I'd imagine one of the persistent challenges of parenting, at least in the early years, is finding an outlet for all that annoying boundless energy that kids have.

#Mad Men

Christina Hendricks Hated High School

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In a recent interview with The Mirror, "Mad Men" star Christina Hendricks discussed her unpleasant experiences as a high school student in Virginia: “My school days were pretty unhappy.

TALK SHOWS

The Best Thing You’ll See All Day

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You might think that headline is an exaggeration, but I swear to you -- on the eyes on my unborn children -- that it is not.

WEEKEND PREVIEW

Weekend Preview: Cinemax? Sure.

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Strike Back (Cinemax, Friday) - I read a review of this show a while back that said it was like "24" with nudity and more explosions.

ZOOBILEE ZOO

Zoobilee Zoo: Hypnotically Bad

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Until today, I had no knowledge of the 1980s childrens program "Zoobilee Zoo" that lived on in syndication throughout the '90s.

MISCELLANY

Worst. Children’s Show. Ever.

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This is why my children will never go into show business.

SOCCER

‘ICE CREAM KID’ TAKES INTERNET BY STORM

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Laugh if you want, but he's listening to your thoughts.


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