TOM BRADY: TROLL GENIUS

Tom Brady Trolls the Kentucky Derby

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Well well well, if it isn't Tom Brady in a gingham suit (or seersucker, you can fight about it in the comments) and a wide-brimmed hat at the Kentucky Derby this weekend.

TOM BRADY: TROLL GENIUS

Tom Brady Is In Touch With His Feelings

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By now you've probably seen the ESPN segment in which Tom Brady cries while recounting the story of being drafted in the sixth round in 2000 (video below, also at Deadspin).

TOM BRADY: TROLL GENIUS

Reminder: TOM BRADY AIN’T CARE

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Welcome to another edition of Tom Brady: Troll Genius.

TOM BRADY: TROLL GENIUS

They See Me Rollin’, They Hatin’

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To quote flubby's reaction to this: "What the what the what.

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Tom Brady’s Intensity Powerful Enough To Dislodge Perfectly Placed Locks

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The Patriots thoroughly waxed the Steelers last night by exploiting the flaw in Pittsburgh's defense that leaves underneath and sideline shit open all day.

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“VIDAL SASSOON I DEMAND A PENALTY!!!!”

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In case you missed the end of the Pats-Ravens game yesterday, you neglected to catch one of the best Dreamboat tantrums ever.

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TRAITAAHHHH

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Tom Brady exchanged pleasantries with Kobe Bryant prior to Game 3 of the NBA Finals.

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Fetushead and Dreamboat, The Saga Continues. WHO YA GOT?

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This week we're highlighting the very obscure, totally non-showcase match-up between Peyton Manning and Tom Brady.

The Velvet Cannon

The Difference Between Jay Cutler and Tom Brady? One Sulks, the Other is a Budding Fashion Icon

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In what may be the most hilarious serious question of the young season, a headline in today's Chicago Tribune asked, Is Jay Cutler the second coming of Tom Brady? Please enjoy: The surprising thing has been Cutler's ability to make the delicate pass.

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MAN SPARED FROM MISERLY WRATH OF COUNT BRADY A guy who swiped Dreamboat's priceless flower boxes and attempted to sell them for scrap metal (presumably because he thought he was in Fallout 3 for real) was reduced to panhandling when Brady tried to collect the $4,000 his vagina needs to feel fancy.

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Peter King Puts the ‘Anal’ in ‘Tom Brady Analysis’

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This week in "Proof that the Media Should Think Twice Before Sending Press Releases to Blogs," a kindly Director of Communications at Time Inc.

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One wedding is simply not enough for people this hot

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After getting married earlier this year in California, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and supermodel Gisele Bundchen are planning another wedding to be held early next month in Costa Rica.

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Gisele Socks Brady Right in the Naivete. In the latest issue of Harper's, no doubt tucked into an essay about Sudanese refugees using Twitter, Mrs.

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Almost Tom Brady

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What would life be like if you had Tom Brady’s chin, but Tarvaris Jackson’s arm.

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If Tom Brady had a comic book…

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Holy Taco.com has been on my radar for a few weeks now and consistently delivers teh funnay.

LOSERGATE

Internet wags mock Dreamboat’s existential crisis

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These guys definitely didn't skimp on the effects budget; the transition from the real Brady to the faux one is seamless.


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