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In Which An AFC South Showdown Destroys The Possibly Deciding Game Of The World Series

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Jacob Tamme's Time To Shine! The Texans trashed the Fat Humps in Week 1 with Arian Foster running for 231 yards and three touchdowns.

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Drunk and Shirtless in a Canal at 5 a.m. Is PRECISELY How You Should Spend Your Bye Week

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Colts punter Pat McAfee was released from jail earlier today, after police found him shirtless and soaking wet from a swim in a city canal at 5 a.

Unsilent Majority

On The Seventh Night, God Created This

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Let's all thank Brandon Jacobs for having the good sense to toss his helmet into the stands.

lose the jersey

Impostor!

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This woman has terrible taste in teams and players, dances along to the opponents' music, and is woefully short of dance moves for someone who likely works at Brass Rail.

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KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: AFC South

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It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.

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Trilateral Commission Chair Robot Peyton Manning Threw the Super Bowl to Appease Alien Free Mason Elders of Zion

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Many fans have difficulty coming to terms with their team losing a big game, especially when the loss is due in large part to their most celebrated player failing when it counted most.

The Ray Lewis cake comes with its own knife

KSK loves football like a fat hump loves cake

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Cake Wrecks is the home of a blogger who was able to parlay her internet success into a book deal.

meaningless holidays

KSK choo-choo-chooses you…

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Thanks to the ever-expanding NFL schedule, the playoffs now stretch almost clear into Valentine’s Day.

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Oh No, We’re Not Done Basking in Colts Misery Just Yet

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I don't particularly care whether or not the losing team in the Super Bowl races out to midfield to shake the hands and grab the dicks of the winners.

who dat

Super Bowl Open Thread for Those Without a Party

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I could see those sombreros being hindrance once the game begins.

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Jared Rejects Steak ‘n Shake; Colts Fans Renounce Jared

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"He didn't even say anything about shrimp cocktail.

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Super Bowl Cities Summarized Though Individual YouTube Clips

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New Orleans: It has "soul", which is what white people call character, if character is infused with voodoo, jazz and dark skin.

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KSK Celebrity Pickkake: Lt. Aldo Raine

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The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are incredibly excited to be a part of, as we have in the past.


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