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All It Took Was Access For Peter King Not To Treat Cam Newton Like Crap

| 182 Comments

In which Cam Newton talks to Peter King for the first time in three years and Peter pretends like he never did anything wrong.

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Fun With PK (CANADA EDITION)

| 84 Comments

Drowning in TimHo's over here!

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Peter King Is Going Canadian

| 134 Comments

Values meisters, hot horse takes and mystery of light beers in the summer.

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Peter King Celebrates A Quarter Century of Hackery

| 129 Comments

This week's column was more than 10,000 words. Christmas Ape barely lives to tell the tale of reading it.

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This Week With Peter King: Tom Brady’s Youth and a new thing called food trucks

| 132 Comments

Ever poop after a kale cleanse? Amazing. A perfect coil of vitality.

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Peter King Confronts The Horror of The No Latte Diet

| 167 Comments

No lattes? You might as well say NO OXYGEN.

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Peter King Deploys The Biggest Asterisk You’ll Ever See About The Browns’ Draft

| 215 Comments

Plus Peter gets to sound uncomfortable about gay guys smooching.

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Peter King Is Back With An Anonymous GM Trashing Clowney

| 131 Comments

Peter is back, everyone! The respite couldn't last forever.

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Fun With Greg Bedard

| 164 Comments

Peter King is away this week, so MMQB crony Greg Bedard gets to be terrible in his place.

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The Most Death-Filled Peter King Column Yet

| 157 Comments

A PK column filled with death, disease and baseball. Not sure which of those is worst.

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Peter King Ponders The Travel Question of the Millennium

| 87 Comments

One of these days Peter will become a airline gate vigilante.

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Peter King Goes Pear-Shaped

| 133 Comments

In which Peter King goes to England but then unfortunately comes back.

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Peter King Discovers That Banning The N-Word Might Actually Be A Complex Issue

| 137 Comments

Last week: Tremendous idea to ban the N-word! This week: Oh wait, maybe less tremendous!

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Writer has opinion about the NFL’s war on heterosexuality, let’s all take a look

| 51 Comments

Someone named JR Gamble wrote a strong take of a barrelfire of a article yesterday about Michael Smh, the first Gay player to every play football.

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Peter King Tries To Perform An Image-ectomy on Johnny Manziel

| 145 Comments

In which Peter King admits to knowing nothing about the Harbaugh trade and still tries to make it a big deal.

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Peter King Is Happy That Farts Remain In The Locker Room

| 121 Comments

Guest writer this week because Ape needs to futilely cling to his sanity.


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