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No, No, NO! It’s Not Favrenstein, It’s Favrenstein’s MONSTER

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I can't tell you how many times I've had to correct people on that.

yes i know the Vikings will blow it

DIE DIE ALL OF YOU DIE

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Land Baron Meets The Viscount of Smiles TR: HURRRRRRR Hey Brett I bet Aikman fondles my nuts like this the entire game.

yes i know the Vikings will blow it

The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 2nd Seed — Minnesota Vikings

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Here's but one of a barrage of horrifically unfunny Brett Favre ads for Starter that, if they haven't already debuted (I hadn't seen them before this morning), will soon only tighten the Land Baron's stranglehold on your television set.

MMP

Green Bay Should Grab Michael Vick

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By one sports network's count, there are exactly eight NFL teams that have not publicly declared "no interest" in signing Michael Vick, one of which happens to be the Green Bay Packers.

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HURRRRRR DOYYYYYYY HEE-HAW!!! Your Brett Favre on ‘Joe Buck Live’ Open Thread

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All right, people, if you've got HBO and you're watching this aborted douchefetus, let us hear your thoughts.

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If Only Text Messaging Could Work, He’d Be Set

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Reports surfaced today that a Vikings trainer visited the Brittfar feudal land barony on Sunday to suggest to his lordship a regimen of exercises for his recently operated upon shoulder, so that the quarterback may be fine enough physical condition to torpedo the Vikes season by Week 1.

howie long says that truck is gay

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LOW MILEAGE, HAS SOME PETER KING CUM STAINS ON THE PASSENGER SEAT.

MMP

BRETT FAVRE DEAD

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Shit, I mean retiring.

now outpolling Bob Barr

Throw Your Vote Away, And Then Have That Vote Intercepted And Returned For A Touchdown

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Via the screen-capturing genius of Awful Announcing comes news that the Green Party has found yet another populist asshole as its candidate of choice.

Unsilent Majority

You Ungrateful Little Sh*ts Have No Respect For Greatness!

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You may have heard that Peter King was in attendance for his man's debut as a New York Jet, but did you know that the stadium itself was just half full (including the two seats occupied by King).

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The King And Guy: In Which His Desired Shows Initial Reluctance

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PK's first choice in sideline attire Last night, I caught one overbearingly hyped sporting event (Michael Phelps winning his record 8th gold of the Olympics, which would've been that much greater if Ravens fans didn't get so much satisfaction out of it) and missed another (Favre's first appearance in a Jets uniform).

PETER KING

Taking Out A Lousy Day On Peter King

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I don’t know about you, but I have had an uncommonly shitty day today.

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BREAKING: Favre to the J-E-T-S JETS! JETS! JUSTFUCKINGSTOP!

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Think the media have coddled your every misstep throughout your career, do you Brett.

T.J. Houshmanzadeh

‘Just Make It Look Like An Accident’

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FAT GUY IN TRACK SUIT [in booth eating pizza]: You Jimmy.

Unsilent Majority

An Intercepted Letter From Aaron Rodgers to Brett Favre

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Dear Scrotal Seam, Since you won't return my phone calls, and you refuse to use a computer for anything other than acquiring Canadian pharmaceuticals, I figured my only recourse is to send you this letter.


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