TENNIS

SHARAPOVA NEEDS TO WORK ON HER RELEASE

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Maria Sharapova likes to throw footballs to warm up before her practice sessions; which kinda makes sense when you think about the similarities in throwing a pigskin and serving a tennis ball.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA ONLY CARES ABOUT TENNIS

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Eager to capitalize on attractive blondes with long legs, the Women's Tennis Association awesomely wants to get Maria Sharapova to participate in an upcoming WTA photo shoot during a tournament in Rome, but little miss fancypants only cares about playing tennis.

TENNIS

SHARAKOVA? KOURNIPOVA?

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Maaaaaaaaaaaake ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuut" title="Maaaaaaaaaaaake ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuut" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />The Kickoff Party for the Sony Ericsson Open in Miami was actually back on March 26th, but I didn't learn about it until this morning.

TENNIS

THE AUSSIE OPEN FINAL WE ALL WANTED

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I'll be honest, I was just trying to be nice when I said the women's semifinals at the Australian Open were super-sexy.

TENNIS

THE AUSSIE OPEN SEMIS ARE HOT HOT HOT

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Roger Federer beat James Blake at the Australian Open today, but last I checked neither of them were hot chicks so to hell with them.

TENNIS

THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN IS MILDLY SEXY

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The cool thing about the early days of any big tennis tournament is that all the hot chicks haven't been knocked out yet.

TENNIS

HERE’S THAT PICTURE

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So, remember Toyo Shigeta, the CEO of a Japanese ad agency who's getting sued for "perverted" stuff like taking photos of Maria Sharapova's crotch.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA GETS ALL THE ATTENTION

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Maria Sharapova must have had her skirt tucked into her underwear or a big bug on her back when this photo was taken back at Wimbledon, because I don't see why everybody would be staring at her otherwise.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA LOOKS READY TO PLAY

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Maria Sharapova unveiled her new Nike tennis dress that she's going to wear at the U.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA SUCKS IN BED?

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Apparently Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine, AKA "that guy from that shitty band," dated Maria Sharapova at some time, which is news to me because in my mind hot famous rich chicks would only ever settle for me.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA TO VISIT CHERNOBYL

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Maria Sharapova, the brightest star in women's tennis, is an official UN Goodwill Ambassador who strives to elevate public awareness of the plight of the Chernobyl region.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA IN LEATHER

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I’m embarrassed it’s taken this long for me to get these photos up on this sex-driven site, but here they are: Maria Sharapova, in leather -- you bite your fucking tongue, Berman.

TENNIS

WOMEN CAN BE GOOD AT COOKING, TOO!

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The best women's tennis players in the world have compiled a book of recipes called Lovefood -- get it.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA IS AT WIMBLEDON

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Maria Sharapova won her opening-round match at the All England Lawn Tennis Championships yesterday, 6-1, 7-5 over some chick I've never heard of before.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA LOST

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The woman pictured here is 19-year-old Ana Ivanovic, who defeated Maria Sharapova 6-2, 6-1 in Paris today to advance to her first Grand Slam final.

MARIA SHARAPOVA

MAN LOSES, SHARAPOVA ADVANCES

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Amelie Mauresmo, last year's Australian Open and Wimbledon champion, was upset today at Roland Garros by Lucie Safarova 6-3, 7-6 (3).

TENNIS

SHARAPOVA’S SHOULDER NEEDS A MASSAGE

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The lovely Maria Sharapova advanced to the second round of the French Open by defeating Emilie Loit of France 6-3, 7-6(4), and I'm going to pretend like I know what that 4 in the parentheses means.

TENNIS

SHARAPOVA WINS A MATCH

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The lovely Maria Sharapova defeated Chan Yung-jan 6-3, 6-2 at the Sony Ericsson Open in Key Biscayne, FL, although she struggled a bit:On a windy afternoon, Sharapova double-faulted eight times against Chan and faced six break points but saved them all.


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