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Tempest In A Cold Tub: Prince Amukamara Gets Dunked

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Over the weekend, Giants punter Steve Weatherford tweeted a video of Jason Pierre-Paul depositing second year corner Prince Amukamara in a cold tub.

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Caliendo Out At FOX; NBC Idiots Mourn

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TBS VERY FUNNY comedy hack Frank Caliendo is out at FOX, thankfully, meaning the network's NFL pregame show is now unlikely to include the uninspired John Madden impression you could just as easily get from the stand-up working the ballroom at your local Holiday Inn Express.

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Of Course Time Magazine Named Tebow To Its Most Influential People List

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Because TIME is the Peter King of magazines, in that it's inexplicably widely read despite never adding anything to the conversation other than a few obvious pronouncements and obtuse observations about culture.

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Indy Reporters Get Totally Worked By Peyton AND LOVE IT!

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Guy Fieri without the bold flavors Typically when a beloved player departs his long-time team for retirement or another franchise and wishes to leave a lingering aftertaste of classiness, he takes out a full-page ad in the hometown paper thanking the fans for their support.

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A Very Important Mike Florio Smokescreen Advisory

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In the weeks leading up to the draft, misinformation is more rife than it usually is, mostly because of GM gamesmanship and also because Jim Irsay sometimes needs attention.

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Shocker: LSU Prospect Is Poor Test Taker

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LSU cornerback Mo Claiborne has reportedly scored a four on the Wonderlic, which would tie him for the lowest score ever on the test with former Iowa State running back Darren Davis, who ended up having a perfectly unremarkable career in the CFL.

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Why No Filipino Animators For Tebow?

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We realize we're running the risk of overdoing Tebow coverage, which is something we bemoan in others.

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Rich Eisen Has ‘Getting Recruited By The Cops’ Speed

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It's probably a sad commentary on the combine that a lot of people view Rich Eisen running the 40 as the highlight of the entire event.

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Traumatized By Tebow Wrath, Mike Silver Becomes Twitter Journalism Professor

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There's been an odd amount of blowback over Michael Silver's GQ feature about Tim Tebow's first year as an NFL starter, especially since it was a mostly complimentary piece about the Runslinger tent revival phenomenon.

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The Mike Florio Quote To End Them All

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For those disinclined to follow media circlejerks, the latest one involves Washington Post columnist Mike Wise, who, for whatever fatuous reason, decided to take to his Twitter account on Monday to try an "experiment with online media" where he made up a report saying he heard that Ben Roethlisberger's suspension is being reduced to five games.

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Patriots/Giants on NBC vs. Patriots/Giants on CBS. WHO YA GOT?

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It's the first NFL game being simulcast by two major networks since Super Bowl I, and the first ever in which reserves will play a prominent role.

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I’m Sorry, Paris Hilton

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I am sorry that you went to jail, mainly because now someone else will have a chance to rape you, although that may be a misnomer since you really don't know the meaning of the word "no.


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