PRETENSION

THE NEW YORK TIMES, AUTISM, BRETT RATNER

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Yesterday, a New York Times writer posted a thought-provoking blog about the search for a cure for autism, and the resistance amongst the autistic community, who don’t want to be cured.

PEOPLE I WOULD FIGHT

MTV MAKES SATIRE OBSOLETE

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At the upcoming MTV Movie Awards hosted by Mike Myers, Adam Sandler will receive their highest honor.

UWE BOLL

UWE BOLL UPDATE: STILL DOIN’ GREAT

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Uwe Boll based a large part of his publi-shitty campaign for Postal around the notion that it'd be opening the same weekend as Indiana Jones and the Monkey Circle Jerk.

prince of persia

JAKE GYLLENHAAL’S AWFUL CAREER MOVE

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The only thing I hate worse than Jerry Bruckheimer movies are movies based on video games.

TERMINATOR 4

CHRISTIAN BALE TO DO 3 TERMINATORS …HEHE

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The McG-directed Terminator 4 - which may or may not still be titled Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins - is set to open May 22, 2009 with Christian Bale in the lead role (of John Connor).

#shia labeouf

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH GEORGE LUCAS

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E! is at the red carpet in Cannes and reports this quote from George Lucas:"I haven't even told Steven [Spielberg] or Harrison [Ford] this," he said.

UWE BOLL

UWE BOLL MOVIE OPENING ON FOUR SCREENS

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The trailer for Uwe Boll's Postal is after the jump.

why god why?

SHORT ORDER NOT NEARLY SHORT ENOUGH

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Short Order is opening in limited release this weekend, but not nearly limited enough.

why god why?

GROSVENOR PARK IS THE ANTI CHRIST

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As if it weren't bad enough that people actually know their names, Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, the duo behind Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie, have gotten financing for their next movie.

UWE BOLL

UWE BOLL CHALLENGES MICHAEL BAY TO BOX

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German filmmaker/attention whore Uwe Boll recently released this video message (after the jump) to Michael Bay, which he begins, "Michael Bay responded to my note about him in a very insulting way for me.

WITLESS PROTECTION

LARRY THE CABLE GUY STEALS FROM THE 80S

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Universal has filed a lawsuit against Lionsgate, claiming Larry-the-Cable-Guy-vehicle Witless Protection stole a character from the 1988 movie Midnight Run.

VERNE TROYER

WIN VERNE TROYER’S HAT

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As I and everyone else in the world has covered more than enough already, Uwe Boll is pulling out all the stops to promote his new movie, including claiming that Stephen Spielberg and Michael Bay are creating multiple identities and signing the petition against him, and calling out Tom Tykwer, Gus Van Sant, and Michael Hanake as additional examples of filmmakers he’s better than.

UWE BOLL

UPDATE: ELI ROTH’S *OFFICIAL* BOLL RESPONSE

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UPDATE: Someone claiming to be Eli Roth just emailed me the following: "My OFFICIAL response to Uwe Boll was not 'Greatest Compliment Ever.

#TRAILERS

EVERYONE HATES SELTZER AND FRIEDBERG

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Maddox, who's usually known more for his written work, nicely articulates what a lot of us have been thinking in this trailer for Vague Genre Movie, a project meant for Jason Seltzer and Aaron Friedberg (the duo behind Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie).

UWE BOLL

LEAVE UWE ALONE

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I've been emailed this story roughtly 800 gajillion times now, so I guess I might as well do a post about it.

why god why?

MEET THE SPARTANS GUYS WILL SUCK MORE

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In a perfect world, the writer/director team behind Meet the Spartans (and Epic Movie, Date Movie, etc.

VERNE TROYER

MINI-ME CALLS OUT INDY

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What happens when you cross insane director Uwe Boll with retarded spoof movies like Meet the Spartans.

PEOPLE I WOULD FIGHT

LARRY THE CABLE GUY BOUGHT A NEW TRUCK

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Ebay recently finished a charity auction of "one of a kind celebrity experiences", including:Tickets for you and a guest to meet Djimon Hounsou at the premiere of his upcoming film Push.

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UWE: BRETT RATNER LOVES HOOKERS (UPDATE)

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After my post about Brett Ratner yesterday, a writer from Verbicide Magazine named Sean Collier emailed me to tell me about an interview he'd recently done with Uwe Boll, in which Boll had, unprompted, decided to out Brett Ratner on his love of hookers.


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