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NFL allegedly mulls cutting preseason, expanding playoffs in 2014 because YOLO

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We already know King Roger really wants more money for the league games for fans; the 18-game season idea is lingering like a bad Rob Ryan fart at the Rick's Cabaret buffet.

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How Roger Goodell Will Spend Ndamukong Suh’s $100,000

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In response to repeated infractions on the field and a demonstrated disregard for our emphasis on safety, the National Football League has been forced to levy an unprecedented $100,000 fine on Detroit Lions defensive lineman Ndamukong Suh.

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Taiwanese Animators Gag On ESPN For Pulling Out Of The Concussion Documentary

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There's been a lot of reaction in the past week since it came out that the NFL persuaded ESPN to back out of the Frontline documentary on concussions in football that is airing in October.

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Site News: KSK Editorial Changes Upon Meeting With Roger Goodell

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Last night, Kissing Suzy Kolber editor Michael Tunison and general counsel Robert Wheel met with senior NFL brass at a very important New York bar.

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Roger Goodell Clips ESPN’s Balls

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ESPN has an extensive history of focusing the aim and the scrutiny of its coverage based on the network's financial interests in a given sport.

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Cutty Love — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari had their wedding ceremony in Nashville over the weekend.

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So Long, Gigantosaur — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Shawne Merriman announced his retirement from the NFL on Tuesday.

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Fixed That ‘Game of Thrones’ Roger Goodell Cover For You

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Just a few weeks after Sports Illustrated trolled NFL fans by putting together another cover featuring Ray Lewis trying to look beatific, SI is back to messing with us with its latest issue.

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The NFL Will Not Have You Making Any Money Off Its ‘Harbowl’

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A lot of people are freaking out about the $10,500 fine handed down to Frank Gore for wearing his socks too low in the NFC Championship Game.

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New Orleans Expresses Its Roger Goodell Hatred In Obscene Float Form

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New Orleans does several things well, among them making obscene Mardi Gras floats and hating Roger Goodell.

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I Love This Goodell-Hating Saints Elf So Much

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via A lot of things happened in the NFL this weekend, but none more important than this Saints elf and his festive message of Roger Goodell hating outside the Superdome on Sunday.

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Saints Player Discipline Vacated By Actual Commissioner

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Paul Tagliabue still wants to reprimand the Saints coaches and organization for the bounty program that occurred in New Orleans, but so far as discipline goes, Scott Fujita is completely off the hook while the other players get to skate on the penalties.

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Roger Goodell’s TIME Cover, Fixed

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As most everyone has seen by now, The Ginger Hammer appears on the cover of this week's issue of TIME magazine, a fusty periodical that continues to be relevant in defiance of all reason.

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More NFL Ideas Taken From 11-Year-Olds

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The officials working this Sunday's game between the Jets and Dolphins will use pink penalty flags as part of the awareness onslaught that is Cancertober.

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Florio Seeks The Become Ultimate Goodell Fluffer – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Roger Goodell had a tough week, what with people calling for his ouster after the league suffered tremendous humiliation twice in the span of two days because of a scab referee scandal in which Goodell was at or near the center of.

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Bill Belichick Receives Relatively Mild Ginger Hammering

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After the Ravens' winning field goal on Sunday night went suspiciously close to going over the uprights, Bill Belichick ran down a scab ref and grabbed him by the arm.

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The Scabs Have Reached Their Logical Conclusion

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It was only a matter of time until the scabs blew a call at the end of game to swing a final.


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