TOM BRADY: TROLL GENIUS

We’re (Sadly) At Peak Tom Brady Fashion Reporting Season

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If you’re going to write about Brady and fashion, ease up on the “he looks like a woman” and how it’s all his wife’s fault schtick and you know, actually be funny when you talk about his looks.

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HAPPY PATRIOTS SCHADENFREUDE DAY

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It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, Second Half

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Patriots looked bad early but same was true in November.

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Patriots-Broncos AFC Championship Live Blog

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Is the world ready for Tamme-Mulligan II?

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The “Tom Brady Left Hanging” Saga Continues

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Dissing Brady the true key to the Patriots' success.

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LET’S DO COKE

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ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB I HAD A CRAZY ID IDEA HEAR ME OUT COKE TONIGHT WE'RE DOING COKE YOU AND ME YOU KNOW GIRLS WHO WANNA GET WILD RIGHT RIGHHHHTTTTT.

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Troll Brady Steals Face

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There can be only one Laserface.

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Tom Brady Went To A Halloween Party As The Cowardly Lion

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Accompanying wife Gisele, dressed as Dorothy, Dreamboat donned a Cowardly Lion costume for a costume party in Boston on Monday night.

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Tom Brady Has A New Yet Familiar Look

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Will let you know if I can put my finger on it.

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Tom Brady’s Touchdown Streak Is Over

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Tom Brady came into Week 5 only trailing Drew Brees' 54 consecutive games streak with a touchdown record by two.

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Patriots-Falcons Live Blog, Second Half

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Atlanta opened the game with a steady drive that ended with Vince Wilfork being carted off.

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Patriots-Falcons Live Blog, First Half

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[via] The whole country will be in a rush to ditch this game once the "Breaking Bad" finale starts.

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Tom Brady’s Night Of Bitchface

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Typically the morning after a primetime game, I make a slideshow recap full of GIFs, video and whatnot from the night before, but I feel confident that no one who watched Jets-Patriots wants to relive that horrorshow.

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Tom Brady Would Like His Receivers Back

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Dreamboat is sick of all these Aaron Dobsons not running the perfect routes he desires.

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Jets-Patriots TNF Live Blog, First Half

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As we will be frequently reminded over the course of the evening, the last time the Patriots and Jets met on a Thursday, there was a great buttfumbling, a derp that produced punchlines to sustain us for an entire off-season.


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