02.12.09 9 years ago 38 Comments

Peter King may have to replace Brett’s balls with Horseballs. Rumors abound that the Browns may deal QB Derek Anderson to the Jets. So the Jets traded away released Pennington, Favre retired and it appears they are giving up on Kellen Clemens. You’re doing a hell of a job, Woody. Here’s to winning the sperm lottery.

Memo to Derek Anderson’s agent: normally we use the least flattering picture we can find. Because we like HB, we used the one of him with a puppy. You owe us ten bucks.

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