Beyoncé is getting set to perform for the second time at the Super Bowl, which is impressive, but her return is shifting the cultural zeitgeist in ways that only the internet can truly comprehend. Just hours after she dropped her new song “Formation”, not only are astute Beyoncé fans enjoying the dirty beats and damning messages to society, but they are tearing apart Beyoncé amazingly incomprehensible lyrics.
“My daddy Alabama/my ma Louisiana/you mix that negro with that creole/Make a Texas bama, I got hot sauce in my bag.” “I might just be a black Bill Gates in the making.”
While that snippet of lyricism is interesting, the next line may have just changed the world as we know it:
“When he f— me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster.”
This line is interesting for a multitude of reasons. First off, it means that Beyoncé has a specific place to go in order to reward her sexual partners for quality lovemaking. Artists write from the heart, so this couldn’t have just been a play on words. This must’ve come from a place of truth. Now we know that when (Jay Z???) f***’s Beyoncé well, they pull up their Groupon app and head to Red Lobster, in which they crack open juicy lobster claws in slow motion while smiling and thinking about how good that sex was earlier.
Naturally, the internet, knowing this information, has lost its mind with joy: