02.25.10 7 years ago 4 Comments

This is the best garden sculpture ever (full-sized picture below).  It’s 22 feet long, 11 feet tall, weighs 457 pounds, and I’m pretty sure if I stood next to it and tried to feed it an ice cream cone, the neighbors would totally understand.

Realistically sculpted with rows of menacing teeth, a fearsome tail and scaly skin, our prehistoric artifact is cast in quality designer resin and hand-painted with powerfully convincing color and texture. This display-quality sculpture transforms any home, garden, restaurant or hotel into something truly magnificent! [Toscano via Geekologie]

Unfortunately, it also costs $7,500.  Forget that.  I’m going to build a replica of Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock in my yard instead.  Not only is it free, but I’ll also be saving a fortune on garbage bags.  That’s just science.

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