#MLB

PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE FAKE

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When you spend all day on the Internet like I do, you see some fucked up and pathetic things.

#NFL

ELI MANNING 2(X)IST IN UNDERWEAR ADS?

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Tom Brady has been rumored to be a prospective model for Calvin Klein underwear since November, and now it appears that competitor 2(x)ist -- which is similar to CK underwear, but gayer -- has a rumored prospective NFL QB model as well.

retards

GOLF CLUB TO THE NUTS: STILL FUNNY

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How do you end up with a job as the guy on a morning radio show who gets forced to do "zany" things like get his crotch whacked with a golf club.

DOUCHEBAGS

OH HELL NO

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"You know what's great about me.

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

OUTDOOR HOCKEY IS STILL HOCKEY

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In what seems like an extraordinarily bad idea, the Buffalo Sabres will host the Pittsburgh Penguins in an outdoor game at Ralph Wilson Stadium on January 1st:[Sam] Flood, NBC’s coordinating producer for hockey, already is dreaming of the visuals that could be conjured at the NHL Winter Classic.

CHEERLEADERS

CHEERLEADERS ARE GOOD AT BASKETBALL

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I don't know what kind of drugs you need to take in order to get to the point of, "Hey, we should totally throw a cheerleader through the basketball hoop," but I'd like to try them.

NASCAR

NASCAR FANS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS

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Awful Announcing dug up this video of the next great sports graphic to hit TV screens: Draft Track.

MISCELLANY

IF THE IRISH INVENTED BASEBALL

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Nothing that exciting happens in this video, but I am enamored with the concept.

boxing

TOMMY MORRISON IS A CONCERNED GUY

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Tommy Morrison of Rocky V fame will engage in some Mixed Martial Arts fighting against 325-pound John Stover in a cage in northern Arizona tonight: "I'm just going to walk out and hit him on the chin," Morrison said at a news conference Thursday night.

#NFL

MICHAEL STRAHAN MAKES SMART DECISIONS

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Michael Strahan has himself a new girlfriend:[N]ow his [Eddie Murphy's] ex-wife, Nicole Murphy, has a squeeze of her own.

OLYMPICS

THE BANNED OLYMPIC EPILEPSY VIDEO

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You may remember that the London Olympics pulled its promotional video for its logo after it gave several people epileptic fits.

MIKE TYSON

MIKE TYSON TAKES ON BOLLYWOOD

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Former cartilage nibbler Mike Tyson is set to appear in a Bollywood video:But the former heavyweight champion is set to groove to Hindustani pop music in a promotional video for “Fool and Final,” an upcoming comedy, the film's media consultant said yesterday in Mumbai (formerly Bombay).

SWIMMING

DERANGED SLOVENIAN DONE SWIMMING

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Our old friend Martin Strel finally completed his 3,375 mile aquatic journey of the Amazon River yesterday.

MISCELLANY

HIGH SPEED CAR BOWLING: NOT SAFE

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You can learn a lot about a YouTube video by the description the author gives it.

DUMBASSES

SKATEBOARDING IS DANGEROUS

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This is why God invented skateboards.

SEXY SCANDALS

GYMNASTICS COACH OF THE YEAR!

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New Palestine High School in Indiana is looking for a new gymnastics coach.


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