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Shocker: Anti-Gay Countries Secretly Love Gay Porn

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Our intrepid porn-search correspondent Josh Kurp touched on <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/03/porn-habits-website" target="_blank">this phenomenon</a> a few weeks ago when discussing the most popular (or poopular, in the case of South Africa) porn searches in certain US states and countries.

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Mission Impossible IV Finally Releases a Decent Poster

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When your movie includes <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/11/tom-cruise-is-still-braver-and-or-dumber-than-me/" target="_blank">Tom Cruise dangling from world's tallest building</a> (Tom Cruise <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tom_cruise_burj_kahlifa_tower_dubai_mission_impossible_1-450x603.jpg" target="_blank">is that spec</a> next to the helicopter), it seems like a no-brainer to include that in the marketing material.

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This Week in Posters: SQUEEEEEE, ROBOT DOLPHINS!

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This week in This Week in Posters: we've got a bundle of new Harold and Kumar Posters, Mission Impossible IV, Margin Call, Katherine Heigl rears her ugly head, and most importantly, DOLPHIN TALE.

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New Photo from Mission Impossible IV

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Paramount released this new publicity still from Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, starring Tom Cruise, Paula Patton, Simon Pegg, and Jeremy Renner, from director <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0083348/#director" target="_blank">Brad Bird</a> (Ratatouille), opening December 21st.

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First ever picture of Tom Cruise acting flamboyant

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Here's the first picture of Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages, an adaptation of the Broadway musical of the same name in which Cruise plays heavy metal singer Stacee Jaxx.

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Jeremy Renner joins Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible IV

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In a desperate hope that people might starting giving a sh*t about the franchise, Paramount has cast The Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner in Mission Impossible IV.

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It’s official: Tom Cruise to star in White Men Can’t Fatsuit

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Paramount has confirmed what we basically <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/06/i-told-you-idiots-not-to-encourage-tom-cruise" target="_blank">already knew</a>, that they're making a movie out of Tom Cruise's Les Grossman character.

#TRAILERS

Tom Cruise is the Bourne Apathy

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Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are back in this <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/tom-cruise-is-the-bourne-apathy#more-27174">new trailer</a> for Knight and Day, which looks exactly as good as you'd expect a movie called "Knight and Day" to be.

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WELCOME BACK, MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT

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It's been a long three weeks since <a href="http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/" target="_blank">MyLifeIsTwilight.com</a> stopped updating, but now they're back, and I thought we'd celebrate with a run through of some of the most groan-worthy recent entries.

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KUBRICK SAYS CRUISE & KIDMAN RUINED EYES WIDE SHUT

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("YOU CALL THAT SEX, YOU GODDAMNED TWINKLE-TOED PETER PUFFER.

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IV WITH ABRAMS & CRUISE A DONE DEAL

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(Tentpoles, franchise, synergy, hedge funds: Paramount's bold new plan for the fiscal year) In the age of the franchise picture, many of us have forgot about Mission Impossible, the boring franchise starring boring Tom Cruise that was boring audiences back when The Bored Identity was still a boring sperm in his daddy's boring nutsack.

#TRAILERS

KNIGHT & DAY TRAILER (AS LONG AS NO GAYS ARE IN THERE)

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Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz' action comedy, Knight and Day finally has a trailer.

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CRUISE & DIAZ ARE: ‘KNIGHT AND DAY’

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Knight and Day, which stars Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, just released a poster.

#TRAILERS

ANGELINA JOLIE IS A SPY OR WHATEVER

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This is the first trailer for Salt (this one's in English, though a Russian-dubbed one was making the rounds yesterday).

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PATRICK BATEMAN WAS BASED ON TOM CRUISE

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(Sorry the picture wasn't more related, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/09/someone-has-lots-of-time-on-their-hands" target="_blank">Kermit Bale</a> gets me every time) Poor Tom Cruise can't seem to buy good publicity these days, but that tends to happen when you're a total weirdo.

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BALKI BE BURNIN’ BRIDGES

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Bronson Pinchot has made a career out of playing effeminate foreigners, and he must be set, financially, because he burns some serious bridges in this <a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/bronson-pinchot,34310/">new interview with the always great Onion A/V Club</a>.


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