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World Cup vs. FIBA World Championship National Teams

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With the World Cup now upon us, and the FIBA World Basketball Championship right around the corner this summer, I decided to compare the national soccer and basketball teams of some of the planet's powerhouses: Brazil, Germany, France, Argentina, Spain, England/Great Britain and the USA.

SOCCER

LANDYCAKES THINKS HE'S MEXICAN

I laughed so hard that I pooped my pants when I realized that American soccer "star" Landon Donovan has to go all the way to Mexico just to do TV commercials.

USMNT

GORGEOUS

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We'll get to the details of the U.

SOCCER

DAVID BECKHAM HURT, GALAXY LOSES

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The LA Galaxy lost to Mexico's Pachuca in the $1 million Superliga final last night on penalty kicks, and -- even worse -- lost David Beckham to a sprained knee when he and an opponent tried to kick the ball at the same time.

SOCCER

LANDON DONOVAN IS LESS OF A PUSSY

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For those of you who don't follow soccer -- I understand this is most of you -- Landon Donovan is not exactly the man's man of soccer.

SOCCER

SCREW MEXICO, PART 2

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Yesterday's soccer recap was such a rousing success that I couldn't help but follow up with video of Mexican players and fans being raging cocksuckers.


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