- Geek & Sci-Fi
With the World Cup now upon us, and the FIBA World Basketball Championship right around the corner this summer, I decided to compare the national soccer and basketball teams of some of the planet's powerhouses: Brazil, Germany, France, Argentina, Spain, England/Great Britain and the USA.
I laughed so hard that I pooped my pants when I realized that American soccer "star" Landon Donovan has to go all the way to Mexico just to do TV commercials.
The LA Galaxy lost to Mexico's Pachuca in the $1 million Superliga final last night on penalty kicks, and -- even worse -- lost David Beckham to a sprained knee when he and an opponent tried to kick the ball at the same time.
For those of you who don't follow soccer -- I understand this is most of you -- Landon Donovan is not exactly the man's man of soccer.
Yesterday's soccer recap was such a rousing success that I couldn't help but follow up with video of Mexican players and fans being raging cocksuckers.