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Ray-Ray’s Hell Burger

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Ray Lewis: A'yo God Moe D, this free agency noise is dragging the hell out.

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DONOVAN MCNABB ANSWERED THE PHONE

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With less than three minutes to play, the Eagles had the ball and led by two scores in what was about to be an upset of the conference's top-seeded team in hostile Giants Stadium.

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THE RAVENS HAVE GREAT TEAM CHEMISTRY

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The Baltimore Ravens are enjoying off-season workouts free from the incompetent reign of deposed egomaniac Brian Billick, and you know what that means: 80-player brawls.

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Holiday wonderment abounds…

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I was utterly perplexed when I read this morning that Ray Lewis is, in fact, Jewish.

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I’m Gonna Stab You, Pete Morelli

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And when I'm done stabbing you, I'mma stab that goalpost.

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GOD’S LINEBACKER HAS A BLOG

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As friendly reader Dave pointed out, Ravens linebacker/righteous God-fearing accessory to murder Ray Lewis has a blog, and it's basically everything you could ever want or need for inspirational text:Life is about making a stand.

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RAY LEWIS?

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 The good news is that police have caught the Baseline Killer.

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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: THE BENGALS

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After a midseason slump that featured a porous defense and an inability to win close games, the Bengals looked downright stout last night in their 13-7 victory over the Ravens, a game I somehow watched most of despite the NFL Network advertising the wrong time and screwing over its own subscribers.

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RAY LEWIS, GOD’S LB: A DEEPER LOOK

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Okay, I've already made fun of the cover, but the S.

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OH NO THEY DIDN’T

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Say hello to Sports Illustrated's most recent cover model.


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