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Coaches Who Should Have Been Fired Long Ago And Might Finally Get the Ax Now. WHO YA GOT?

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In a just world, this would not only be the last time either of these godheads of incompetence would appear as a head coach on an NFL sideline as the two would be laid out before wheat threshers after the game, but considering how long the Chiefs and the Bengals hate their respective fans, that may not be the case.

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Possible AFC Championship vs. Possible NFC Championship. WHO YA GOT?

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Two of the elder franchises, each with a massive and surpassingly obnoxious fanbase, take on some Southern teams with followers made complacent by early success and NASCAR.

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Unheralded Receivers Fight for Attention. WHO YA GOT?

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Okay, you've suffered enough of my homerism for one day.

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495 vs. 695. It’s the Battle of Clogged, Frustrating Beltways. WHO YA GOT?

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A manufactured baseball rivalry between two football cities has somehow never reached the fevered pitch MLB hoped that it would, mostly because Peter Angelos and Ted Lerner are utter tards unfit to run a taco van.

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Racist Bandwagon Massholes vs. Omnipresent Obnoxious Yinzers. WHO YA GOT?

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Two of the NFL's more hackle-raising fanbases convene at the stadium where it now costs a small fortune to tailgate (it's gotten so bad even Simmons hates it.

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The Can’t Fit Into Frame Bowl: Hamgini vs. LenWhale. WHO YA GOT?

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Notwithstanding the showdown of stubbly ex-alcoholic quarterbacks and the proliferation of dominating defensive tackles, one of whom has a predilection for stomping opposing centers, we just can't resist a war of the waistlines.

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The Brow and the Beast: Joe Flacco vs. Justin Tuck. WHO YA GOT?

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It just so happens that the Ravens have won every meeting in their history against the Giants, including the most unwatchable Super Bowl ever.

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Class of the ’04 Tards: Large Benjamin vs. Bitter Elisha. WHO YA GOT?

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With the game in London this weekend, Drew suggested that this match-up should be between football and soccer, but that's not really much of a contest, much like the Saints and the Chargers.

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God’s Linebacker Vs. Dog’s Linebacker. WHO YA GOT?

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Two of the NFL's most demonstrative and demonstrably crazy linebackers renew their formerly twice-a-year rivalry as a pair of 2-3 teams look to get back to.

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The Moose and the Marmalard: WHO YA GOT?

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The once-awaited rematch of the five-interception tour de felch that was last year's AFC Championship Game has paled a touch in the past month, given the usual early-season stumblings of the Chargers and Bernard Pollard's neutering of the Patriots, still manages to be one of the more exciting games of the week.

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A Study in Batsh-t Receivers: O.C. vs. T.O. WHO YA GOT?

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Two of the receivers most given to spouting the utmost in dipshittery the past week face off in what no doubt will be a lop-sided Cowboys win.

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Meeting of the Mossbacks: Gunslinger vs. Warner. WHO YA GOT?

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Once teammates eons ago, Brett Favre and Kurt Warner will face off Sunday in what some wags are dubbing the Geriatric Bowl.

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Abortion Fuel: Matty Ice vs. Tyler Thigpen. WHO YA GOT?

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When I first looked over the schedule a couple months ago, this game stuck out as being the most lackluster of the entire season.

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FRIDAY FREE FOR ALL: CAT VS. PRINTER

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Friday Free For All is the time of the week when I post any video I want, no matter how untimely or unrelated to film.

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Rugged Doe-Eyed Peach-Fuzzed Elisha vs. The Zorn Star. WHO YA GOT?

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Contestants Eli Manning_________________________________Jim Zorn Nickname "Easy"______________________________________"Who.

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Mocking the Pats vs. Sex. WHO YA GOT?

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We've sadly come to the final WHO YA GOT.

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Halftime Opening Song: “Learning to Fly” vs. “American Girl” WHO YA GOT?

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It's the duty of all Super Bowl organizers to find long-in-the-tooth, formerly respectable artists and make them play their most anodyne hits for the overexcited nitwits on the field and the bored drunk people at home.

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Idle Sands: Cactus vs. Tumbleweed. Bye Week Desert Showdown. WHO YA GOT?

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It's the first weekend since the summer that's sans football but that doesn't mean we don't have some vicious rivalry that we can occupy ourselves with until the media circus commences next week.

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The Epic Douchefrontation: Massholes vs. Marmalard. WHO YA GOT?

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The game may not be all that competitive on the field but there'll be plenty of grist for the douche mill in this pitched battle of the obnoxious, with the bandwagon, pink hatted, fairweather, occasionally violent, racist and retaaaaaaahded fans of the Paytreeuts square off with Marmalard himself.


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