It’s official: Mo Clarett is headed to the hoosegow. Seems unfair if you ask me. Nobody got hurt in the series of Clarett fiascos — well, except for Clarett when he got tazed… and Mike Shanahan’s pride when he realized that his system only works for backs who have some semblance of speed and power.
Three and a half years just for driving drunk and going apeshit on cops when you have assault rifles in your car. Bullshit, man. O.J. killed two people and it barely interrupted his golf schedule.
Well, stay strong, Mo. We’re behind you. And we mean that seriously, not in an anal-rape-joke kind of way.