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YEEEEEE HAWWWWW I’M DROPPING THE MIC

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"ILLUMINATI signs" Jerry Jones has appeared in a few horrible commercials for Papa John's and Pepsi over the years, but none of those have involved him rapping in the most generic hippity hop way possible.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: Dallas Cowboys

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The 2011 Cowboys had a quintessential Tony Romo-era Cowboys season.

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Ashburn Chillin’ – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Wale took a break from writing football-relevant rap lyrics ("Rex Ryan on these hoes!") to pose with down-ass owner devil Dan Snyder.

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Dallas Cowboys Glory Holes: A Retrospective

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America's Team has lost its way in the last decade-plus.

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ERRMAGERD, TRATTUR – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Defensive end Brett Keisel arrived at Steelers camp in an orange tractor that he drove 20 miles along the road, to the surprise of highly Pittsburghish people.

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The Cowboys’ Season Ends In Exquisite Cowboys Fashion

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It wasn't quite the dramatic collapse that made the first meeting between the Giants and the Cowboys so memorably hilarious, but Dallas failed to fall on enough giftwrapped New York fumbles that I barely minded.

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Wade Phillips Says Cowboys Are Better Than 38-Point Fourth Quarter Deficit Would Suggest

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Miles Austin Penalized 75 Yards For High-Fiving Teammate Besides the chance to see the ol' Double-J seethe outwardly, I need the Giants to win to make sure the goddamn Redskins won't be tied for first place in the NFC East.

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Scott Green Will Slap The Sulk Off Your Face

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Cutlerf*cker and the Bears defeated the Steelers (THANKS SKIPPY REED.


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