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Pity The Poor Pickpocket Who Touched Peter King’s Ass

| 158 Comments

Also PK thinks the Bills should get Mike Shanahan and Jay Cutler. Wouldn't that be fun!?

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Peter King’s MVP Vote Is A Tie Because Of Course It Is

| 104 Comments

Beware, this week also includes Peter's take on Serial.

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Peter King Can’t See That The MVP Award That He Votes For Is Pointless

| 107 Comments

J.J. Watt doesn't care about the MVP award. He shouldn't.

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Peter King Now Pretending Like He Was Against The Ray Rice Suspension All Along

| 130 Comments

Peter King was just fine with the indefinite Ray Rice suspension when it was handed down. Now that it's been overturned? Not so much.

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Peter King is a Self-Proclaimed Nerd About Everything

| 90 Comments

Detail nerd. Logistics nerd. Beer nerd. Covering up domestic abuse nerd. PK has all the nerdiness.

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A Guided Tour Of The DC Section Of The Museum Of Modern Sports Takes

| 73 Comments

On display right now we have a masterpiece, entitled "Dear RG3, You Are Not An NFL QB".

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Peter King Is Sick Of These Glory Boy Navy SEALs

| 133 Comments

Also Jim Caldwell is the best coach ever, it seems.

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Peter King Commends Ben Roethlisberger For Not Raping Anyone In a While

| 117 Comments

Also it's probably PK's most phoned-in column of the year.

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Peter King Plus Pearl Jam Puns Equals Kill Me Now

| 158 Comments

Plus Ben Roethlisberger had a big game because passing is easier now. Just don't tell Peyton Manning.

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Peter King Says Calvin Johnson Has Secretly Been Ruining the Lions By Being So Good

| 120 Comments

Also some very nearly pornographic details about Peyton Manning and Brett Favre.

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Peter King Gives The Command: NFL Uber-Focus Engage!

| 119 Comments

It's National Coffee Day so you knew Peter King would be extra strength awful.

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In This Time Of Crisis, Peter King Says To Call in The Czars

| 164 Comments

Goodell needs a domestic violence czar, says old man who is not entirely sure what a czar is.

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Peter King Wages War on Carbs

| 109 Comments

It may shock you to discover that Peter has a hard-on for Peyton Manning yelling at people.

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Peter King Says Sean Payton Should Fine Jimmy Graham Because That’s What Selfishness Gets!

| 66 Comments

Plus trashing NFL Network hosts, spreading misinformation about the refs and getting creepily excited about Peyton Manning.

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KSK Requests That Peter King Go Bleep Himself In 19 Different Ways

| 172 Comments

PK thinks the Internet should stop being so mean about his unethical behavior.


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