Washington Redskins

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Your laughter falls on deaf ears.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

F–K YOU, BRETT FAVRE

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My favorite team is going to sign Brett Favre in the coming days, or weeks, or months, or however long it takes that fucking asshole to milk the publicity machine to his satisfaction.

Ryan Clark hit stick function engaged

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EA SPORTS TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE.

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGG

My Oh My, That Sure is A Lot of Lombardi Trophies

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Official Best Steelers Season Ever Checklist [x] Avenge playoff loss to Jaguars in Jacksonville [x] Destroy the Redskins in Raljon, MD with 30,000 Steelers fans in attendance [x] Beat the shithead Ravens [x] Beat the shithead Ravens twice [x] Beat the shithead Ravens thrice MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [x] Curb-stomp the Greatriots in Foxboro [x] Defeat the Cowboys on a Romo pick-six [x] Extend winning streak over Browns to 11 [x] End the annoying Chargers fluke of being 0-13 in Pittsburgh in the regular season but 2-0 in the playoffs [x] Finally win a goddamn AFC Championship Game at home [x] Win a record sixth Super Bowl title, this time in a thrilling game over a hyped-up underdog, with Roethlisberger forever silencing critics with game-winning drive [x] Do it all without an offensive line and with an insanely difficult schedule [x] Masturbate furiously Special thanks to haters everywhere.

yes i know he's a complete prick

Note To Hall Of Fame: I Hope You All Die Of Kidney Failure

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Here's your 2009 Hall of Fame class: Bob Hayes Bruce Smith Randall McDaniel (yay) Derrick Thomas Rod Woodson Ralph Wilson I have no qualms with any of the above men making the Hall, and am indeed delighted Randall McDaniel got in (Take that, Strokey Zimmerman.

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On Inauguration Weekend, Let’s Put Unity Aside and Hit Each Other in the Mouth

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For all the readers who hate my onslaught of homerism on KSK and want to see me get my comeuppance, today may be your lucky day.

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Counterpoint: DIDJA SEE FAST WILLIE RUN FOR ALL THEM YARDS? CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP

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The Steelers were the only home team not to epically choke or shit the bed this weekend, so by default this makes them the team to beat in the NFL for at least the next week.

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You Stay Classy, Fatback Who Rides the Coat-tails of Reggie Bush and Chris Johnson

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Just to counter those who say I only post when the Steelers win, here's LenDale White getting all stompy with a Terrible Towel.

yeah yeah vikes cards and broncos panthers are good games too

How You No Rike This Smirre?

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When asked by a reporter why he thinks the Ravens hate everyone's favolite smalt smirretime leceivel, Hines Ward was at a loss.

Vinny Cerrato blows goats

The Redskins Are Riding the Rag Courtesy of ESPN980, the Official Radio Station of Dan Snyder

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Earlier today Vinny "Blinky" Cerrato made one of his twice-weekly appearances on Danny Snyder's ESPN 980, the official station of the Washington Redskins.

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Which Steeler Will Fidel Goodell Fine After This Game?

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The NFL rescinded its bullshit fine to Justin Tuck late this past week, but naturally upheld the latest in a series of nonsensical ones to a Steeler, this one to LaMarr Woodley for a pretty garden-variety planting of Jason Campbell last week.

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HERE WE GO DOUCHEBAG HERE WE GO

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I won't be joining you fine readers for the liveblog this evening, because I'll be sitting in my wondrous limited view seats in the shittiest stadium in the NFL.

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Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week — Week 8

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Politics makes people retarded, in an even less pleasant way than how sports makes people retarded.

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Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week — Week 5

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Only one of my friends is as much a scatterbrain as me, but I can at least hold over him the fact that he took eight years to finish undergrad at Howard.

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You Stirr No So Tough, Jagwal

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I come to Jacksonvirr, I sray youl team 100 pelcent.

Unsilent Majority

Zorn and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

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"Now it's become apparent that this isn't a fad that going to go away next year or the year after.

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It’s German For “Bart Scott Can Eat a Dick”

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The other linebacking blowhard for the Ravens, Bart Scott, let it be known last year after Bawlmer got crushed on Monday night in Heinz Field and he got put on his ass by everyone's favorite smirretime happy leceivel Hines Ward that he would like to kill the Steeler.


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