Posts Tagged: NEWCASTLE UNITED

ANNOUNCERS

RICK SUTCLIFFE HAS GOOD MEMORIES, CANCER

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Former Cy Young winner Rick Sutcliffe is battling colon cancer (it's a real pain in the ass.

NEWCASTLE UNITED

CELEBS VAPID UP BASEBALL PAGEANTRY

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What better way for second-tier athletes and second-tier sports to help each other's causes by ginning up a little pointless spectacle.

BOSTON CELTICS

THE PENNSYLVANIA PARLEY IS ON

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NHL -- You thought with the Pennsylvania primary having passed, you might be rid of any Keystone State related happenings until the next sizable meth lab explosion.

CHICKS I WOULD DO

MARISA MILLER IS ATHLETIC

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Marisa Miller threw out the first pitch at a Cubs game this weekend ( </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a> </a>.

MLB

CUBS FANS ARE RACIST

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Back-to-back Cubs stories.

MLB

MARISA MILLER HAS A GOOD ARM

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Yes, even though I'm a White Sox fan, I'm attracted to lovely Marisa in Cubbie blue.

Fans

YOU MONSTERS! YOU DESTROYED IT!

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<a href="../post.phtml?pk=5345">Yesterday's feature</a> on the new website <a href="http://www.canthecubsmendmyheart.com/" target="_blank">Can the Cubs Mend My Heart?</a> -- a painfully open blog about a Cubs fan's broken heart and his quest for solace in the coming MLB season -- was wildly popular, as most people with half an ounce of self-awareness were shocked that someone in the 21st century would emasculate himself so sincerely.

BAD IDEA JEANS

PLEASE GOD LET THIS BE FAKE

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When you spend all day on the Internet like I do, you see some fucked up and pathetic things.

assholes

THE CUBS ARE A BUNCH OF PRICKS

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Tim Buss, the Cubs' strength and conditioning coach, was the butt of a <a href="http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/sports_hardball/2008/03/cubs-coach-punk.html" target="_blank">super-hilarious prank</a> orchestrated by the team's pitching staff.

MLB

IN TESTICULAR NEWS…

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Felix Pie -- whose last name I absolutely refuse to pronounce pee-ay -- is the Cubs' prospective starting centerfielder, but he's out with a ball: the twisted testicle (wincing as I type) that he was reported to have last week <a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080310&content_id=2417037&vkey=spt2008news&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb" target="_blank">required surgery</a>.

NEWCASTLE UNITED

STATE OF ILLINOIS MIGHT BUY WRIGLEY FIELD

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In a bizarre story that's not getting much run, THE STATE OF ILLINOIS [Guest Editor's Note: what the fuck.

assholes

WRIGLEY FIELD TO BE RE-NAMED?

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Tribune Corporation CEO Sam Zell has <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/814904,CST-NWS-wrig27.article" target="_blank">come under fire recently</a> because he's selling the Cubs and Wrigley Field separately in an attempt to maximize his profit.

MLB

KOSUCKY FUKUDOME IS OFFICIALLY A CUB

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Just one day after the announcement that he'd leave his Japanese team for the major leagues, Kosuke Fukudome has signed with the Chicago Cubs, where he'll learn all about freak injuries ending his season and what it's like to achieve new degrees of disappointment and heartbreak.

Fans

WRIGLEY FIELD IS A LOVELY PLACE

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I always say that I wished I'd skipped more spring classes in college to go to Cubs games.

ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS

IT ONLY TOOK 159 GAMES TO GET EXCITING

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First things first:  Daisuke Matsuzaka won his 15th game last night as the <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AhgAc.J5UWaB4rXt6qGPslURvLYF?gid=270928102&prov=ap" title="Yahoo" target="_blank">Boston Red Sox defeated the Minnesota Twins</a> to clinch the AL East, their first division title since 1995.

HOUSTON ASTROS

CUBS ARE BEST OF THE WORST, FOR NOW

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The Chicago Cubs moved a half-game up on the Milwaukee Brewers to take the NL Central Division lead with a <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=270913118" title="Yahoo Sports" target="_blank">6-2 win over the Houston Astros last night</a>.


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