A Charlie Brown Christmas (ABC) — I’m one of the few people on the planet who can’t stand that sad-sack loser Charlie Brown, but even I enjoy this Christmas special. Side note: I like that most shows’ Christmas episodes are taking place during Hanukkah. Take THAT, Hollywood-controlling Jews!
Minute to Win It (NBC) — Season premiere. Yay, Guy Fieri is back. Christmas came early this year.
Warehouse 13 (Syfy) — Judd Hirsch guest stars in a Christmas episode. Eh, I prefer it when my sci-fi/fantasy stories happen in worlds without Christmas.
In Treatment (HBO) Season finale. I know that therapy is useful for a lot of people, but it bores the hell out of me. Why do I wanna listen to people talk about their problems? TV’s my prostitute, not my girlfriend.
Inside the Actors Studio (Bravo) — James Franco enjoys the languid and selfless oral services of James Lipton. Ever notice how James Lipton rarely asks a question? Tonight he’s sure to say something like “You appeared in a soap opera” and then just stop. It really bothers me.
Glee (Fox) — It’s a Christmas episode, and you know what that means: Christmas carols sung in annoying new ways.[GIF via]