The Titans Lead The League In Sucking Butt

04.30.14 3 years ago 38 Comments


Barring some surprises in the draft, it’s hard to envision the Titans being a very compelling team in 2014. Sure, they’re no longer the Fightin’ Munchaks, but they now have a retread head coach in Ken Whisenhunt. They’re still counting on Jake Locker to be healthy plus good at quarterback. There’s not even a Chris Johnson around to make things interesting.

Bottom line: the Titans are going to be a boring, boring, not very good team in 2014. Just like the last few years. Luckily, there’s still Bernard Pollard around to at least give amusing quotes.

“We have been a team where we have sucked butt. And I’m just being perfectly honest with you. We have sucked butt, and it’s time for us to turn that corner. Like I said last year and this year, we’re gonna knock the piss out of you. It’s gonna be fair. It’s gonna be within the lines – I may get one outside the lines or whatever – but that’s just who I am and that’s just who we are. It’s going to be a lot of fun doing it,” Pollard said.

That’s really A+ Pollard talk. I especially like that he caught himself talking about how he’s going to destroy an opponent and dialed it back just enough to avoid a fine. That’s just savvy intimidation tactics right there.

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