While we were correct in identifying that Tom Brady was spotted by CBS cameras saying “F*ck you, bitches” on the sideline after his rushing touchdown in the third quarter of Sunday’s game was confirmed by an official review, we were wrong in assuming that the outburst was directly angrily at the Bills or their fans. KSK regrets the error. Luckily, the reality turned out to be even better than what we initially thought.
Brady said naughty swear words because he was being trolled by his teammates. Said WELKAH in a radio interview:
“I think it was kind of directed at, towards me and Deion (Branch) a little bit,” Welker said on WEEI’s Mut and Merloni show, via the Boston Globe. “We were giving him a hard time that his knee was down and we didn’t know what he was doing on the bench over there. He better get his butt up and get back out on the field because his knee was down and so he’s like, ‘what are you talking about, I was in.’
“So I think they caught him at a perfect moment where we were just kind of jawing back and forth and things like that.”
OH HO HO, THE TROLL GENIUS HAS BECOME THE TROLLED. That explanation would certainly explain why Welker is seen laughing at Brady in the video. Let’s just hope THA GRITSTAH is as forthcoming in the future about all the ways that teammates mess with Dreamboat and vice versa.