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JOEY PORTER HATES THE MARKETS RIGHT NOW

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Joey Porter and market analysis go together like dead puppies and ice cream, so when the NFL linebacker dispensed some financial advice yesterday, we were compelled to take notice: "I'm about to go dig a hole in my back yard and put it in my back yard where I can see it," Porter said Monday.

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JOEY PORTER OWES ROGER GOODELL $150K

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Joey Porter was fined by the NFL this week for his altercation at a Las Vegas casino earlier this year: The [Dolphins] team said Friday that Porter has to pay $141,176 for punching Cincinnati Bengals offensive lineman Levi Jones on March 18 after a disagreement in the Palms hotel-casino.

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JOEY PORTER LIVES ON IN BILLBOARD FORM

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Mondesi's House found this delightful bit of advertising that apparently is still alive and well on Second Avenue in Pittsburgh (not pictured: urban decay, mullets).

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JOEY PORTER STILL NOT NOT CRAZY

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As I wrote yesterday, big dumb animal Joey Porter got into a fight with Bengals lineman Levi Jones in a Las Vegas casino, and details are trickling out now that Porter has been cited for misdemeanor battery.

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JOEY PORTER FISTFIGHT IN VEGAS?

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Official With Leather villain Joey Porter is staying busy this off-season.

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JOEY PORTER IS UNEMPLOYED

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Here's a photo of Joey Porter describing the size of the roster bonus he won't be getting.

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JOEY PORTER DOESN’T LIKE KELLEN WINSLOW

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In a hotly-contested asshole competition, Steelers linebacker Joey Porter called Browns tight end Kellen Winslow a "fag" for his late hit on James Farrior near the end of the Steelers' 27-7 romp over the Browns.

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JOEY PORTER: STILL A DICK

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The Mighty MJD unearthed an interesting tidbit of NFL news that certainly didn't make any headlines:Pro Bowl linebacker Joey Porter was fined $15,000 by the league after he threatened an official following the Steelers’ 20-13 loss to the Raiders last Sunday.

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Joey Porter Can Take Care of Your Horse Problem

Well, shockeroo: "Police in Richland Township said that Steeler Joey Porter's pit bulls killed a horse on Hill Haven Lane.

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Monday Night Preview: I Know How to Call a Spade a Shovel

Let's get something out of the way: Joey Porter is a very good linebacker.


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