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CAR DOORS EXIST FOR A REASON

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It looks like this video has made the rounds, but it's new to me, and it features a rambunctious teen catching the front of an oncoming car with his mouth.

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NO, I DON’T THINK RYAN IS OKAY

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Hail Mary Jane put together an impressive collection of dudes injuring themselves on pogo sticks.

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KIDS + FACEPLANTS + VANGELIS = AWESOME

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Yeah, it's a short video, but it's little kids getting hurt.

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OFFICIAL SCORER: OUCH

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The Japanese are a very proud and devoted people, so I'm not terribly surprised that this Japan League infielder tried to decapitate himself by diving for a foul ball so close to the stands.

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OFFICIAL SCORER: HIT BY PITCH

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Don Chavez took time to remind us of the frailty of life (especially when aluminum bats are involved) with this clip of what I'm presuming is a high school baseball game.

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BILLY CAN’T FLY

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This is Billy trying to.

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IT’S THAT NEW JAPANESE THROWING BIKE

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Here's another guy who made the mistake of trying to slide down a stair rail on camera on camera before getting enough practice in.

#MLB

RICK ANKIEL DOES HIGH-SPEED GUS FREROTTE

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The Fightins found video of Cardinals outfielder Rick Ankiel's collision with the outfield wall in Busch Stadium last night.

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IT’S OKAY, HIS FACE BROKE HIS FALL

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"Mom, I don't think I wanna be a BMX star no more.

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JOE MARTINEZ IS TOUGH

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This video might your stomach churn, and not in that "watching a dog hump a chicken" sort of way: Giants pitcher Joe Martinez suffered a concussion after the Brewers' Mike Cameron hit a line drive up the middle in what was essentially garbage time of their game yesterday.

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GATHER ‘ROUND, IT’S A TOOL FROM HEAVEN

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This video comes to us from acquitted sodomist Vince, who believes that hindsight is always 20/20.

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TURN, YOU DUMB LITTLE BITCH

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Blah blah blah she gets smacked in the face.

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DIVING IS BAD FOR YOUR FACE

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It's been a couple days since we've posted video of somebody injuring their face, so here ya go.

ROLLERBLADING

ROLLERBLADERS CAN’T READ SO GOOD

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  I still get surprised whenever I see teenagers doing anything besides plugging away on some portable electronic devices or getting high on meth.

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JESUS, THIS IS BRUTAL

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Listen, I love celebrating other people's pain way more than the next guy, but even this face plant makes me cringe.

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GOOD CALL ON THE SNOW RAMP

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There's good news and bad news.

TENNIS

BALLS TO THE FACE AT THE AUSSIE OPEN

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Marat Safin delivered a backhand return right into the net judge's leathery face last night, or yesterday, or whenever it is that Australian Open matches are happening.

SOCCER

SOCCER IS BAD FOR YOUR FACE

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The alternate headline for this video is 2Saves1Faceplant, as this heroic goalkeeper pulls off what may be the greatest feat every seen during a rec league penalty kick: a diving save, then a quick recovery to make a slide tackle save that leads to the striker's face going directly into the post.

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DEFINITELY TRY THIS AT HOME

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I'm in a particularly nasty mood today.


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