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The Dick Cheese That Is The Arizona Cardinals: KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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William Gay's new vanity From now on, I'm losing Leitch's "buzzsaw" moniker and going with THE DICK CHEESE THAT IS THE ARIZONA CARDINALS.

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KSK 2010 NFL Prekkake: NFC South

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It’s that time of year when we make bad predictions about the upcoming season and bad jokes, all in the same post.

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DAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW JAMBALAYA ZYDECO TRUE BLOOD VAMPIRES

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Some people sincerely want to push Carolina as an upset possibility over the unbeaten Saints because cornball Cajun bag of suck Jake Delhomme has never lost a start in the Superdome and John Fox is 7-0 there as a head coach.

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First Quarterback to Three Pick-Sixes Gets to Die With Their Coach

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Pickerceptionkkake Fantasy owners in possession of Felix Jones or either starting defense have to be licking their chomps and lubricating their fists at the prospect of the forthcoming points SPLOSION.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 2nd Seed — Carolina Panthers

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Battle of the Steve Smiffs Holds Great Consequence

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Today we already were assured that we get our Marmalard-Cutlerfucker showdown next week for the AFC West crown (also known as the team that gets to lose in the first round to the Colts).

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Possible AFC Championship vs. Possible NFC Championship. WHO YA GOT?

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Two of the elder franchises, each with a massive and surpassingly obnoxious fanbase, take on some Southern teams with followers made complacent by early success and NASCAR.

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Hot Quarterbacks Might Not Want Anything to Do With Garcia After That One

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Not a whole lot of the Matron Saint tonight, but there were a number of delightful announcer gaffes to go along with 3,000 rushing yards by the Panthers.

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It’s Not The SEC, But It’ll Do: The South Pretends to Like the NFLkkake!

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KSK's quick gun with live blog picture captioning and resident Jeff Garcia fluffer, Grimey, sent on his riff on my lovingly homertastic self-portrait.

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How Come You Don’t Hear Nothin’ About Us Southern Teams?

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Last I checked, our division got as many wins as those northeast liberal elitist commie perverts in the NFC East, but you don't hear nothing about some homespun footbaw from real America in the NFC South.

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Now It’s Time To Find! That! Fraud!

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As per the usual this time of year, there is something amiss about the unforeseen occupants atop the standings.

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I Really Wish This Colored Feller Had Gotten More SPECIFIC!

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You know, I turned away from watchin’ my ol’ boys from the Wolfpack playin’ them no good Gamecocks last night in some footbaw to see what this Obarama feller had to say last night, and I have to say I wudn’t very impressed.

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A chance to get shot at by a Panther not named Rae Carruth

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Carolina Panthers running back DeAngelo Williams recently hosted a charity paintball event.

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I Really Could Use Some Carolina Panther News Right About Now

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Got the daughter kicking up a big fuss about Wake beating Duke o'er the weekend.


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