Ever since Kirk Cameron <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2008/09/box-office-shia-1-kirk-cameron-4" target="_blank">got rich</a> <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/kirk-cameron-loves-marriage-sweaters/fireproof-computerbat" target="_blank">beating up his computer </a>for showing him porn and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4" target="_blank">disproving evolution</a> by showing how the human hand is perfectly formed to eat monkey food, fundamentalist Christians have become the great untapped movie market.