STEVE YOUNG

IT’S HARD OUT THERE FOR A RIKISHI

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Japanese sumo wrestler Toyozakura Toshiaki has been punished with a 30% pay cut for three months after officials learned that he had beaten an apprentice with a ladle, resulting in eight stitches for the 18-year-old victim.

#WWE

SO MUCH FOR ME WANTING TO VOTE

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The three remaining presidential candidates will all appear on Monday Night RAW tonight, and it makes me embarrassed to be an American on too many fronts to even count.

STEVE YOUNG

PRO WRESTLING IS WAY BETTER IN JAPAN

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Japan is way better than America at so many things: groping on public transit, schoolgirl fetishes, tree rape, monster rape, tentacle rape, machine rape, boxes of rape, rape salad, and Hello Kitty.

STEVE YOUNG

LUCHA LIBRE IS GETTING STRANGER

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Mexico has a new breed of professional wrestler:Maximo, Mexican professional wrestling's latest sensation, then delivers a crowning blow — a kiss on the lips of his macho opponent — to the delight of a roaring crowd.

#WWE

WRESTLEMANIA WAS DANGEROUS, FIERY

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At Wrestlemania XXIV last night, that boxer jackass beat the big fucker and some old guy retired, but the real story is the pyrotechnic malfunction that left dozens in the stands injured.

STEVE YOUNG

FANTASY FISHING OH YEAH BROTHERRR!!!

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People who talk about Ricky the Dragging Steamboat or Dick Flair or the Underbaker with any kind of fondness are just nostalgic for a time when they were idiots.

#WWE

THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF ANNOYING TARDS

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John Cena: Tried to bring Marine Corps movie role into wrestling ring; makes atrocious music.

STEVE YOUNG

HS WRESTLER CAN’T BREAK TOOTH HOLD

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Even though the Chief has foolishly handed over the reins of the site to a Steelers fan, that won't stem the tide of disconcerting stories coming out of the 'Burgh.

STEVE YOUNG

FROM VAMPIRE WRESTLER TO PORN AUTEUR

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I spent most of my childhood as an honor student when I wasn't making friends and playing outside, so I never got into the whole WWF/WCW phenomenon.

TAMPA BAY RAYS

STACY KEIBLER… HAS… LEGS

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It's always nice to see former Ravens cheerleader, WWE moll, and Dancing with the Stars eye candy Stacy Keibler getting work.

#NFL

PACMAN JONES ENJOYS FINE DINING

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Listen up, all you sniveling, sarcastic assholes.

TED DIBIASE

PRO WRESTLING USED TO BE COOL

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Ted DiBiase, AKA "The Million Dollar Man," is one of the best heels in WWF/WWE history.

STEVE YOUNG

WRESTLING FANS ARE HEAVY

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This video isn't particularly new, but it's the most exciting thing I've seen all day.

STEVE YOUNG

PRO WRESTLING IS FAKE?

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The horrendously named Nyjer Please has broken open what may be the biggest sports scandal of the year: actual video of pro wrestling announcers reading from a script.

STEVE YOUNG

NEW FAVORITE SPORT: MARGARITA WRESTLING

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I'll pretty much post any video that has hot chicks wrestling in some kind of viscous substance, and this one is no exception.

STEVE YOUNG

SUMO WRESTLER SUSPENDED FOR SOCCER

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Sumo wrestler Yokozuna ("grand champion") Asashoryu has been suspended by the Japan Sumo Association for playing in a charity soccer tournament in Mongolia after opting out of a previous tournament because of an "injury.

#NFL

PACMAN JONES HAS A NEW JOB

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I have to give everyone's favorite suspended Titan, Pacman Jones, a little bit of credit.

#WWE

CONGRESS THINKS THE WWE IS REAL

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I know I don't have to tell you who the chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform is, but in case your mind is still addled from all that Tullamore Dew you drank last night (you might have a problem), it's the Honorable Henry Waxman from California.


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