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The Superdome Is Drunk, Is Going Home

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The Super Bowl is getting ugly, so the Superdome had to create some drama of its own.

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Super Bowl XLVII, Second Half

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Early San Francisco penalties allowed Baltimore to grab a quick touchdown lead.

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Super Bowl Halftime Show Open Thread

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Beyonce had an insane press conference last week where she sang the Anthem to a bunch of sports reporters just to prove to the world that she doesn't have to lip-sync.

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Super Bowl XLVII Live Blog, First Half

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There isn't any element of this game or any figure involved that hasn't been picked apart many times over, so I'll spare you any further build-up.

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Sorry, Pot-Smoking Canadian, No Super Bowl For You

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A Canadian man won an all-expenses-paid trip to the Super Bowl from Bud Light Canada, but was turned away by customs agents at the Toronto airport on Thursday because he got busted on a marijuana possession charge in 1981.

#AMAZON

Anyone Can Buy Deer Antler Spray And Be Just Like Ray Lewis… Allegedly

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Prior to this week, the most I’d ever known about anything involving deer came down to: 1) Venison is delicious as long as I convince myself it’s not Bambi and 2) You can buy deer piss in hunting stores.

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CBS Doesn’t Want You To See Pornhub’s Super Bowl Ad

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Come Sunday, advertisers will flood the TV airwaves with zillion-dollar-per-second commercials during the Super Bowl.

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How New Orleans Should Treat Roger Goodell, As Taught By Stone Cold Steve Austin

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As most of you know, Roger Goodell will be entering the Heart of Darkness this week as he has to walk the streets of New Orleans - the town that hates him more than it hates any other human being in the world.

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KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pickkake: Channing Tatum

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During the 2012 NFL season, Channing Tatum, A-list star of blockbusters like 21 Jump Street, The Vow and Magic Mike, was a guest at an Arizona Cardinals practice and he was also on the sidelines during the Pittsburgh Steelers week 14 loss to the San Diego Chargers.

#NFL

Saturday Night Live Did A Ray Lewis Thing, And Yes, It Was Kenan Thompson

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In a better world, Saturday Night Live sketches about football players would suddenly become super popular, and 80 minutes of every show would just be Kenan Thompson changing jerseys and doing the same voice to represent every black football player.

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Taiwan Presents Super Bowl XLVII

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Taiwan Animation takes on Super Bowl XLVII, because of course they do.

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Beyonce’s 2013 Super Bowl Pepsi Ad

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Beyonce's gearing up for her Super Bowl appearance and cashing in, too, as evidenced by this recent snapshot taken for Pepsi.

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8 Ways Beyonce Could Pay Homage To New Orleans During The Super Bowl Halftime Show

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When news broke a couple of days ago that Beyonce would be performing at the Super Bowl in New Orleans, it seemed like a perfect match.

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Beyonce To Play Super Bowl Halftime Show

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There will be no tuning out of this year's Super Bowl XLVII halftime show.

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What If Ryan Kalil’s Super Bowl Guarantee Inspired More Players To Do The Same?

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Last week, Carolina Panthers center Ryan Kalil (pictured above at Comic Con 2011 because it’s important) took out a full page ad in the Charlotte Observer, promising fans of his team that the Panthers were going to win Super Bowl XLVII.


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