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J-Cutty Pounds It At The ‘Chase – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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- Never one to shy away from an event where pink button-ups and Tucker Carlson costumes are the accepted attire, Jay Cutler made a showing at the Iroquois Steeplechase in Nashville on Saturday.

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Nuts To You, Ultimate – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Some are claiming that this ultimate grab is more impressive than any football catch ever.

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That Cutout Better Put Out – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Because Tebow-baiting has become the new official national pastime, an Iowa girl took a cardboard cutout of Tim Tebow as her date to prom after the actual Tebow didn't respond to her plea to escort her.

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Tim Tebow Shunned Kate Upton

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Because Tim Tebow is a hero to evangelicals, white sportswriters and people who want to see Nacho benched in the most humiliating way possible, Teebs has an image to protect.

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Saints Make Defiant Use Of Old Mastercard Slogan – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Saints fans are understandably outraged with the NFL making their team the scapegoats in the grand quest to remove bounties from the game before the NFL gets itself sued by a bunch of former players.

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Of Course Time Magazine Named Tebow To Its Most Influential People List

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Because TIME is the Peter King of magazines, in that it's inexplicably widely read despite never adding anything to the conversation other than a few obvious pronouncements and obtuse observations about culture.

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Gronk Would Like To Take Tebow’s Virginity

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We mentioned a little while back that the University of Rhode Island was going to hold an event called "An Evening With Gronk".

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Kill Kill Kill: Bills Over Lions

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I started to read this potent hate bait on NFL.com from former Boston Herald troll Ian Rapoport about how he thinks Tim Tebow should quit football this very day and begin plotting his future reign over American politics.

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Don’t Deny Us Our Jets ‘Hard Knocks’ Sequel, Rex – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Because writing off-season posts about dumb quotes about what people wear to press conferences has me missing football a little more than usual, I'll lead off the Klearinghouse with this 10-minute video recently posted on Reddit of defense porn with clips of at least one defensive score from each team in the league.

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Oh Boy, Bounty Semantics! – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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- Rob Gronkowski has been putting out wacky YouTube high jinx all off-season to get people to vote for him for this year's Madden cover contest.

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Well, Teebstock Happened

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Tim Tebow's outdoor Gathering of the Fuggalos ended up drawing roughly 15,000, about half of the 30,000 that organizers were anticipating, so clearly Tim Tebow is done as a cultural phenomenon and we can return to living peaceable lives devoid of Tebowtardery.

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Tebow To Preach Like A Champion

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Tim Tebow is going to deliver a sermon at a Texas megachurch on Easter IF GOD ALLOWS IT and organizers anticipate that upwards of 30,000 could be in attendance.

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Please Don’t Let This Man Win Mega Millions

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You might have heard that the Mega Millions jackpot has now ballooned to $640 million.

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KSK Kontest Klearinghouse: An Illuminating Evening With Gronk

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The University of Rhode Island is selling $7 tickets to an on-campus event on April 12 called "An Evening With 'Gronk'".

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Tebow Stars In God’s Real Life ‘Hunger Games’

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Usually we reserve our Monday FJMing to the regular dose of Peter King's obtuse NFL "I dunno" nuggets, but that was before the token "conservative" on The New York Times op-ed page committed his Sunday column to cramming in as many zeitgeisty things as possible into one poorly thought piece about, well, I don't know what exactly.

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Rex Ryan Way Too Kind About Being Tebowed By Cajuns

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While the Tebow madness was playing out last night, Rex Ryan was in Baton Rouge, preparing to sit in on LSU Pro Day today.

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Why No Filipino Animators For Tebow?

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We realize we're running the risk of overdoing Tebow coverage, which is something we bemoan in others.

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Tebow Traded To Jets! For Real This Time!

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Tim Tebow is being allowed to pick the team he wants to go to.

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Jets Trade May Now Face Tebortion

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Something as simple as a trade for a backup Runslinger isn't too much for the Jets to screw up.


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