It’s Like Isiah’s Popcorn, Only More Bland!

01.02.08 10 years ago 18 Comments

Hey Isiah, fuck you!

Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are teaming up outside of the bedroom announcers booth to bring Americans more of what they need most, buttery popcorn covered in mysterious goo. This is nothing new for Joe “Dude” Buck, who’s always been happy to shill Budweiser, but it could mark the beginning of Aikman’s career as a nationwide pitchman. In fact, he’s already been attached to such other notable companies as Generic Brick, Wheat Flake Cereal, and various imitation handbag manufacturers.

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