MMA

KIMBO SLICE IS DISAPPOINTING

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Kimbo Slice had the chance to punch "magician" David Blaine in the stomach during Blaine's TV special last night, and this is an obvious bit of fakery.

#NBA

HEY OKLAHOMA, YOU SUCK

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Yesterday, the cockholster who moved the Seattle Sonics to the dust bowl unveiled the team's new name, which was leaked six weeks ago, and the team's new logo, which was leaked over the weekend.

#MLB

OH YEAH, YANKEE STADIUM IS GREAT

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Yesterday we learned of a single douchey Red Sox fan taking on Yankee Stadium's Stalinistic practice of using police to enforce demonstrations of patriotism.

#MLB

THE YANKEES ARE FASCISTS, PART 2

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Last year I ranted about what a fascist asshole George Steinbrenner is for implementing the "Nobody moves during 'God Bless America' during the seventh-inning stretch" rule at Yankee Stadium.

OLYMPICS

SHOCKING NEWS YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE

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Hey, remember when the Chinese gymnasts won Olympic team gold with girls who were obviously under the legal competitive age of 16.

#MLB

WHAT A BUNCH OF COCKHOGS

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Any fan who's ever made the journey to Yankee Stadium knows one inalienable truth: the entire Yankees organization is annoying, loathsome, and beyond doing anything that involves treating fans as free human beings.

NCAA HOOPS

EMBITTERED OLD CODGER FINALLY SACKED

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Vinegary old fossil Billy Packer, hater of mid-majors and master of being crusty, is being let go by CBS after 34 years of Final Four cantankerousness.

SOCCER

JOEY BARTON SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY

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This video was released a couple days ago, but I'm still wondering how former Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton completely avoided jail time for his May 2007 attack of teammate Ousmane Dabo.

#NBA

GOODBYE, SONICS

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Welp, that's all for the Seattle Sonics.

#NBA

WHY DON’T MORE PEOPLE HATE JASON KIDD?

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Mavericks point guard and fading NBA star Jason Kidd got tired of his beautiful, unfamous model girlfriend Hope Dworaczyk (whom he reportedly impregnated) and is now dating beautiful, famous model May Andersen.

POLICE BLOTTER

GYM VIGILANTISM NOW LEGAL IN NEW YORK

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Following up on last week's story about Stuart Sugarman and Christopher Carter -- the asshole hedge fund manager and the asshole stockbroker who attacked him in spinning class, respectively -- the jury in the assault case yesterday acquitted Carter of the charges.

#NBA

KARL MALONE LIKED ‘EM YOUNG

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Before Demetrius Bell was drafted in the seventh round by the Buffalo Bills, his closest tie to the world of professional sports was through his absentee father, legendary Jazz forward Karl Malone.

#MLB

ROGER CLEMENS IS A SWELL GUY

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According to the New York Daily News, future Hall of Fame pitcher Roger Clemens had a ten-year affair with country star Mindy McCready.

#NBA

DAVID STERN IS A SACK OF S–T

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I don't talk about the Seattle Sonics much in this forum, partly because I take Clay Bennett's hijacking of the team to Oklahoma City too personally to laugh about it, but mostly because the situation's too complex to boil down in pithy little blog posts.

POLICE BLOTTER

TEENAGE CHEERLEADERS ARE BITCHES

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A 16-year-old cheerleader from Florida named Victoria Lindsay was brutally beaten for 35 minutes by six of her classmates because of some alleged MySpace trash-talk.

#NBA

DAVID STERN IS A HUGE PRICK – UPDATE

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Apologies for posting a YouTube that's sound only, but you really need to hear what a gigantic asshole NBA commissioner David Stern is to AP reporter Brian Mahoney.

#MLB

THE CUBS ARE A BUNCH OF PRICKS

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Tim Buss, the Cubs' strength and conditioning coach, was the butt of a super-hilarious prank orchestrated by the team's pitching staff.

steroids

CYCLIST DRUG-TESTED AT SON’S FUNERAL

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Cycling authorities are looking to take a more "human" approach to drug-testing after Belgian rider Kevin van Impe was forced to take a urine test at the crematorium where he was saying good-bye to his dead infant son.

#Chris Paul

I HATE BRUCE BOWEN

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Year in and year out, the Spurs are the ugliest good team in the NBA, and while a lot of that stems from Tim Duncan's Sampras-like excellence, Manu Ginobili's flopping, and Tony Parker's stupid French face and bitch wife, it would be impossible to understate just how big of a cocksucker Bruce Bowen is.


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