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Jay Cutler Triumphant After Throwing Masterful Pass Interference Penalty


I don't think I've ever seen more interceptions overturned by penalty in a single game than the array that were negated tonight.

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You Poor Self-Immolating 49ers


Alex Smith is pickin' AND I'M GRINNIN' Jeebus, San Francisco, you couldn't possibly try harder to give this game away, could you.

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THIS GUY, He’s a Surgeon With Outstanding Generalship, This Guy


Jon Gruden exemplified MAXIMUM DENSITY during his performance in the booth tonight.

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Rivers Leads the League in Grit, But Orton Leads the League in Jack


Credit to the Something Awful forums For the second time in the first six weeks of the season, MNF announcers have pronounced a starting QB to be "leading the league in grit.

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Don’t Sleep on Favre’s Eye Discipline!


Favre was actually halfway competent on the big stage against a team he might have played for at some point if I heard everyone on my TV properly.

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Only Delhomme Lived Up to His End of the Turnover Bargain


And that's too bad, because it would have been tremendous to watch Jerry see the first two games in his Colossatorium blow up in his leathery face.

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The Colts Had the Ball for Under 15 Minutes and Won? GTFO!


Mayhap it has something to do with the Dolphins having a two-minute drill (actually, they started their final drive with 3:17 remaining) that makes Andy Reid salivate for something other than a 20-piece family meal from Popeye's, plus two Quizno's footlong mesquite chicken with bacon subs with extra meat, plus one large Trough O' Lard.

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Midwesterners Love Their Cold Like Kornheiser Loves a Hot Favre Injection


A season of Monday Night Football draws to a close (pleasebeTK'slastpleasebeTK'slast) with another night of 10,000 Favre mentions and Tony Kornheiser raving about the existence of team songs.

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Well, That Happened


Sweet interminable birth of Baby Jesus, that game went on forever.

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Hot Quarterbacks Might Not Want Anything to Do With Garcia After That One


Not a whole lot of the Matron Saint tonight, but there were a number of delightful announcer gaffes to go along with 3,000 rushing yards by the Panthers.

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Did You Get Drunk For This? You Should Have Gotten Drunk For This


You know, I sat through the entire ponderous spectacle that was Texans and Jaguars on Monday night and I can't remember anything beyond an endless procession of turnovers and a bunch of scores after the game was already decided.

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Drew Brees’ Appetite is Whetted By New Orleans’ Racial Deliciousness


For those who didn't charge off into the night midway through the broadcast intent on killing Tony Kornheiser for invoking Brett Favre's name after every play, it was merciless offensive onslaught by the Saints, led by Drew Brees and Lance Moore.

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Kurt Prays to the Matron Saint for a Buzzsaw Victory!


The 49ers had a golden opportunity to steal a win on the road in the Pink Taco, but then took 30 seconds to kill the clock once they got down to the 2, then ran one running play that almost worked and one that had absolutely no chance of working.

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A Double Fist Pump Night for the Titans!


The undefeated Titans got over the hump against their divisional nemesis, the Indianapolis Angry Pey-Peys, through a steady diet of stingy defense and Kerry Collins hate speech.

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Who Needs a QB When You Can Rush for 257 Yards?


A day after the Red Sox bowed out against the Rays, the Patriots resurrected their season, at least until their next lop-sided loss on national television.

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Monday Night Episode 6: Return of the Eli


Monday saw the further degradation of the once-juggernaut NFC Beast, as the Giants quickly lost patience with Brandon Jacobs simply running over the defense and decided to put the game in Eli's hands.

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