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Jets Plan Team-Building Exercises – Everybody Run

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Just because Rex Ryan has already resumed his Rex Ryan standard operating procedure of promising Jets Super Bowl titles doesn't mean anyone has forgotten how last season ended for Gang Greenish Ground and Pound: with bitter recriminations, rampant doubts about their starting quarterback and, most importantly, no playoffs.

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Back in 1994 Rex Ryan was Kenny Powers

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Continue after the jump for the original image in all its glory.

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Rex Ryan Cosplay Expands Possibilities For Jets Fetish Community

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Thanks to all those who showed up for the live blog despite knowing this game was going to suck.

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Dolphins-Jets Live Blog: Brandon Marshall’s Two Quarters Of Crazytown

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Think Chad Henne Is Bad? Wait Until You See His Back-up If only the Broncos had just gone ahead and traded Kyle Orton to the Dolphins, things might be somewhat better right now.

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Jets/Ravens Live Blog: ‘The Mad Backer’ D Party

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Rex Ryan and Derrick Mason Go Bawlmer Trolling During the Sunday Night Football Night In Redundancy Night pregame show, Bart Scott dubbed himself "The Mad Backer" which is just about as stupid a nickname as the "T-Sizzle" moniker belonging to former teammate and tonight's opponent, Terrell Suggs.

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A Conspiracy Is Afoot With The Dunge

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Dungy: For the past few years, I have seen my beloved NFL become overrun with loudmouth coaches and deranged hooligans with no semblance of respect for authority of Jesus.

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Rob Ryan Breaks Family Omerta On Rex’s Foot Fetish

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via If there's one thing that isn't discussed in the Ryan household, it's the time Buddy's three sons collected on daddy's bounty on door-to-door solicitors.

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This Is Disappointing.

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Not only did Rex Ryan NOT discuss any bowel movements on Letterman last night, he didn't even hand out any nicknames.

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Nacho Needs A Bit Of Bedroom Motivation

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Mark Sanchez: Well, I had a really great time tonight.

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Rapey QBs Allegedly In Contention For Super Bowl Berth

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Nachos Con Choco Tacos The Jets went through the third-seeded Colts and the top-seed Patriots to get to the AFC title game.

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Belichick’s Empire Vs. Ryan’s Foot-ballers

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Foot Fetishist/Ugg Enthusiast Live Chat There's been so much talk about this game that I'm actually anticipating the game being over more than I am the game being played.


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