Tommy from Quinzee

YOU FACKIN’ TENNESSEE FACKS AHH STEALING OW-UH THUNDAH!!!

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You fackin’ Tennessee faggots have gawt some fackin’ narve.

Tommy from Quinzee

If You Facks Can’t Appreciate What Bawston Fans Ahh Going Through, YOU CAN GO GET FACKED!

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You fackin’ faggot Bawston hatahs out they-ah ahh prawbably havin’ a big ol’ laugh right now, ahhhn’t yah.

Tommy from Quinzee

COMMISHUNAH GOODELL, YOU MUST SUSPEND THE FACKING SEASON!

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Dee-ah Rawjah Fackin’ Goddell, It is my-ah understanding that you have nawt suspended the remaindah of games on the 2008 NFL schedule.

Tommy from Quinzee

Introducing Our New NBC Sideline Reporter

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Al: Welcome back to another NFL season everyone.

Tommy from Quinzee

OMIGAWD! I’ve Always Felt Like Jawn Fackin’ Lynch Was A True Pay-tree-ut!

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Well well well, here we ahhhh poised far anathah fackin’ awtumn of Sawx and Pats dawminance.

Tommy from Quinzee

Does Anyone Here Want To Talk About Houston Texans Football?

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Adam Clanton: It’s a glorious Tuesday afternoon, everyone.

Tommy from Quinzee

Hey ESPY AWAAAAAHDS, WHAT THE FACK?!!!!

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You fackin’ Yankee-lovin’ faggots in Bristol have gawt sam fackin’ nerve.

whiners

I Believe The Patriots Should Be Allowed To Continue Playing Super Bowl XLII

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You know, during this very long campaign season, I have traveled this country far and wide.

Tommy from Quinzee

Happy Fackin’ Saint Patrick’s Day, You Fackin’ Quee-ahs!

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Finally, a fackin' day that recognizes me and my fackin' Irish kin.

xmas ape

Daaaahkie Day is Really Paytreeuts Day

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All ya haters say we gowt a problem with tha daaaahkies in Bahstan but we elected a black gov'nah in Massachusetts and it's nice to see the daaaahkies finally gave us something in return: A day off to celebrate tha Paytreeuts domination a' tha Chaaaaaarjahs and a return to tha Sooper Bowl.

Tommy from Quinzee

The Fackin’ Paytree-uts Ahh 17-0 Now, You Fackin’ Flarrriduh White Trash!

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Did you fackin' facks from Flarrriduh really think you could keep up with Tawmmy Braydee and my beloved Pats.


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