This Constitutes a Legal Marriage In Missourah

08.29.11 6 years ago 36 Comments

This is what makes teenage girls swoon.

Sam Bradford made a young fan cry on Friday night, and this time it wasn’t because of a sprained AC joint.

Girl: [through tears] Oh, daddy! Did you see? Did you see?

Dad: I saw, darlin’. I already called your mother. she’s so dang proud of you.

Girl: Proud of me? What for?

Dad: Well it’s not every day a hot shot NFL quarterback agrees to marry her only daughter!

Girl: Huh? All he did was autograph my sign.

Dad: As far as the state of Missourah is concerned, that there’s a binding agreement. Congratulations, Mrs. Bradford.

Girl: Daddy, you’re being silly. That ain’t the law. He was just bein’ nice.

Dad: [wonders what kind of ribs they’ll serve at the reception]

via Shutdown Corner

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