xmas ape

The Return Of Fan Fights – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

| 16 Comments

There wasn't much of a contest on the field at MetLife Stadium on Sunday, so fans in the upper reaches of the stands had to stage their own battle for New York State, replete with Zubaz, women punching and the finest that humanity has to offer (Jersey and Western New York chapters).

xmas ape

Congrats On Winning Time of Possession, Steelers

| 31 Comments

You had the ball for a long time, which totally means more than scoring points.

xmas ape

Steelers-Broncos Live Blog – Second Half

| 850 Comments

We clowned on Tom Brady for his goofy studio photos that NBC aired during the Super Bowl, but it's obvious that whoever the network's photographer is an old hand at inducing regrettable poses out of athletes.

xmas ape

Steelers-Broncos Live Blog – First Half

| 812 Comments

I guess that there are enough precedents now that we should just assume that anytime an iconic quarterback leaves his original team, a band of his supplicating followers will go along with him.

xmas ape

2012 KSK NFL Prekkake: Pittsburgh Steelers

| 33 Comments

The Steelers got to 12-4 last year by virtue of a soft schedule that pit them against the NFC West and AFC South.

xmas ape

A Most Bountiful Sunday Of NFL Nuggets

| 28 Comments

Terrell Owens tweeted that the Seahawks cut him, forcing the above gentleman to have to take a loss on the masking tape he invested in his new T.

xmas ape

Call Yinz Maybe – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

| 11 Comments

"The call's coming from inside the pocket.

xmas ape

Dolphins ‘Hard Knocks’ Debut – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

| 94 Comments

The first new episode of HBO's Hard Knocks in two years (thanks again, lockout) airs this evening.

#RAY RICE

Canada Has Cockiness Now – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

| 16 Comments

Sorry to intrude on Falco's CFL beat but the Canadians had their own DeSean Jackson moment.

xmas ape

The Loneliness Of The Late Night Runner – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

| 28 Comments

Chiefs receiver Jonathan Baldwin would like to inspire us by strapping a camera to his head and going jogging at 1:30 a.

xmas ape

Manny Sanders Is Just Part Of The Littering Problem

| 9 Comments

A local Pittsburgh anti-littering campaign had been using Steelers receiver Emmanuel Sanders in an ad, presumably to help convince Yinzers to stop leaving Terrible Towels and Primanti takeout containers strewn across the area's pristine industrial ruins.

xmas ape

The Case Of The Steeler Banner Bandit

| 34 Comments

Libby Kavoulakis, a woman who lives in the well-to-do Cleveland Park neighborhood of D.

xmas ape

Not Just Any Starbucks Card – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

| 41 Comments

These motherf*ckers stole Ocho's Starbucks gold card.

xmas ape

David DeCastro Must Have Dealt With Some Dumb Secretaries

| 18 Comments

Because there was a lengthy span of time after Todd Haley was officially brought on as the new Steelers offensive coordinator before there was a meeting of the meathead minds between Boss Todd and Ben Roethlisberger, people seem to be concerned about when The Ben gets in touch with new members of the Yinzburgh offense.

xmas ape

Steelers To Throw It Back To Fuglier Era

| 38 Comments

"Ay yi yi, no me gusta bathroom rape, Grande Ben.

xmas ape

James Harrison Suspended… In Time!

| 19 Comments

"No, James, for the last time, it's not a helmet to the throat that helps the medicine go down.

xmas ape

Mike Wallace Wants That Fitty Money

| 19 Comments

Because the Steelers tendered an offer to restricted free agent Mike Wallace, another team who signs him would have to forfeit a first-round pick to Yinzburgh.


Sign Up